Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
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Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
@joshcrowley.bsky.social
I write stories and make music and videos and digital paintings and iOS apps and whatever

You may know me from https://seinfelt.tumblr.com

Former CEO of BabyCorp
IMO don’t also need ham if you already have a perfectly good turkey. Kind of a hat on a hat dinner at that point. Ham is for Easter or Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The system cannot survive if it recognizes systems, because it is systemically toxic and antithetical to human life. When viewed through a lens of systems rather than individualism, this becomes obvious and it becomes undeniably repulsive.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The system itself also emphasizes Individualism™ and nearly entirely ignores systems. Every success and failure is attributed to some Individual™, which is an inherently unrealistic—downright fantastical—interpretation of the dynamics involved, and leaves poor people to suffer on purpose.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Repeat this for housing, healthcare, etc, etc, and you have a "Most Profitable" percentage of the population that's been priced out of existence. Capitalism deliberately creates a strata of poverty, and capitalists blame individuals for falling into that strata, when there will ALWAYS be a bottom X%
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey man, just thought I'd provide some clarification:

The reason people are mad about capitalism is because, for instance, when you grow food to maximize profit rather than to feed people, you end up necessarily pricing out a sizable number of people in order to hit that max point.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Somehow we only talk about the latter as "politically-motivated violence", though. Why is it okay for politicians to just—based on their bizarre whims—inflict systemic violence, but it's not okay for, say, a Mario or Luigi Mangione to occasionally fire back in the other direction?
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It has to be abstract enough and different enough, and the disappearance has to be something benign enough (like a sculpture or a mascot or something) or else this will backfire real real bad though. But if you pull it off… key to the city, guaranteed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
What you need to do is have your comic strip be instrumental in solving some disappearance or something. And the way to do that is by secretly setting up that disappearance yourself and making sure the detectives end up seeing your comic strip and having a "eureka" moment.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
How can we become more popular with younger voters? Hmm… oh! I know! Let's officially condemn things that are way more popular than we are!

Fuckin' dogshit dumbassed babies. There needs to be a slur for capitalists. "Stock-fuckers"? "Money-lickers"? "Wall Street vampires"? IDK.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BREAKING: Congress passes resolution condemning mozzarella on sandwiches.

BREAKING: Congress passes resolution rebuking blowjobs.

BREAKING: Congress issues bipartisan decree it was good that Firefly was canceled when it was.

BREAKING: Congress unanimously decries the Rose sex toy.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM