Jon Green
@jonmgreen.bsky.social
Nerdy Texan living in Scotland
Watching Trainspotting 2 in Glasgow, where the entire audience was falling out of their seat laughing at the Orange Lodge scene. I’ve no idea if that bit is funny to non-Scots; but people were in pain from laughter here.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Watching Trainspotting 2 in Glasgow, where the entire audience was falling out of their seat laughing at the Orange Lodge scene. I’ve no idea if that bit is funny to non-Scots; but people were in pain from laughter here.
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Shout out to O Come All Ye Faithful for being the only popular Christmas carol that explicitly rejects the Arian heresy
December 21, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Shout out to O Come All Ye Faithful for being the only popular Christmas carol that explicitly rejects the Arian heresy
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Jonathan? Mwah
‘john’ is still such a great name man. classic, timeless, can turn it into ‘johnny’ aka one of the all time great nicknames. like a little black dress you take with you everywhere
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Jonathan? Mwah
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Reposting this on main, because this was probably the most challenging book I’ve ever read; and I’m incredibly proud of myself.
Epic poetry in Scots from 1470, about the life of William Wallace; a 100% unbiased and accurate account, guaranteed.
Epic poetry in Scots from 1470, about the life of William Wallace; a 100% unbiased and accurate account, guaranteed.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reposting this on main, because this was probably the most challenging book I’ve ever read; and I’m incredibly proud of myself.
Epic poetry in Scots from 1470, about the life of William Wallace; a 100% unbiased and accurate account, guaranteed.
Epic poetry in Scots from 1470, about the life of William Wallace; a 100% unbiased and accurate account, guaranteed.
I’d forgotten the bizarre joy of trying to piece together an event after the fact by the social media memes. The Mamdani-Trump thing, especially when I have all mentions of Trump muted, was a fun challenge.
“Why is everyone talking about bugs bunny seducing Elmer Fudd?”
“Why is everyone talking about bugs bunny seducing Elmer Fudd?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’d forgotten the bizarre joy of trying to piece together an event after the fact by the social media memes. The Mamdani-Trump thing, especially when I have all mentions of Trump muted, was a fun challenge.
“Why is everyone talking about bugs bunny seducing Elmer Fudd?”
“Why is everyone talking about bugs bunny seducing Elmer Fudd?”
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I can't even describe how much I love this.
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I can't even describe how much I love this.
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
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If anyone else is missing #NaNoWriMo this year, our wee Scottish writing group is keeping the tradition alive, with write-ins, a strong #writingcommunity, and a Quest to keep everyone going to their 50,000 words.
Free to join; come say hi.
discord.gg/FNW4XNa5
#Scotland
Free to join; come say hi.
discord.gg/FNW4XNa5
#Scotland
Join the West of Scotland Writing Group Discord Server!
A free, fun, and very active writing group based in Glasgow. Open to all, no matter your experience! We have multiple events every week, with write-ins, critique sessions, workshops, writing retreats,...
discord.gg
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If anyone else is missing #NaNoWriMo this year, our wee Scottish writing group is keeping the tradition alive, with write-ins, a strong #writingcommunity, and a Quest to keep everyone going to their 50,000 words.
Free to join; come say hi.
discord.gg/FNW4XNa5
#Scotland
Free to join; come say hi.
discord.gg/FNW4XNa5
#Scotland
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My foolish aunt telling me that I'm the family member "most likely to be involved in a heist of the Louvre" and thinking I'd be insulted
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My foolish aunt telling me that I'm the family member "most likely to be involved in a heist of the Louvre" and thinking I'd be insulted
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I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
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Enjoy the Reformation and Halloween with the classic 95 Reese's being nailed to a door
October 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Enjoy the Reformation and Halloween with the classic 95 Reese's being nailed to a door
I thought I was ordering a translation, but I should have checked more carefully. So now I get to fumble through 15th century #Scots poetry.
I’m having a great time, it’s just slow going, and I need to read everything aloud in the accent of an old man from Fife
The Wallace by Blind Harry
#scotland
I’m having a great time, it’s just slow going, and I need to read everything aloud in the accent of an old man from Fife
The Wallace by Blind Harry
#scotland
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let me tell you how tired I’m getting of AI being forced into software:
I have genuinely given thought to making Linux my next OS.
This is not ok, and is the sign of a sick and twisted society that is collapsing.
I have genuinely given thought to making Linux my next OS.
This is not ok, and is the sign of a sick and twisted society that is collapsing.
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Let me tell you how tired I’m getting of AI being forced into software:
I have genuinely given thought to making Linux my next OS.
This is not ok, and is the sign of a sick and twisted society that is collapsing.
I have genuinely given thought to making Linux my next OS.
This is not ok, and is the sign of a sick and twisted society that is collapsing.
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You can now pick up physical copies of my games in Forbidden Planet Glasgow 💕🏴
I spent quite a lot of quality lurking time in Forbidden Planet as a teen so this is huge for me!
I spent quite a lot of quality lurking time in Forbidden Planet as a teen so this is huge for me!
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
You can now pick up physical copies of my games in Forbidden Planet Glasgow 💕🏴
I spent quite a lot of quality lurking time in Forbidden Planet as a teen so this is huge for me!
I spent quite a lot of quality lurking time in Forbidden Planet as a teen so this is huge for me!
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This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject
This marketing term is causing untold harm, of course, mostly to the naive and gullible. But it’s surprising how many educated and apparently intelligent people are placing an unwarranted degree of trust in these programmes.
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject
I really like Mork Borg and all its derivatives, but the books are so stylized that I find they’re actually difficult to use at the table. It’s a beautiful mix of art and fonts and layout, but that does not really lend itself easily to practical use. #ttrpg
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I really like Mork Borg and all its derivatives, but the books are so stylized that I find they’re actually difficult to use at the table. It’s a beautiful mix of art and fonts and layout, but that does not really lend itself easily to practical use. #ttrpg
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
My son has learned that I am useless to him at night. If I go in when he’s upset at night, he stops crying, points at the door, then cries louder until I take him to his mother. He has no use for the boobless parent, I am only for playtime during the day.
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My son has learned that I am useless to him at night. If I go in when he’s upset at night, he stops crying, points at the door, then cries louder until I take him to his mother. He has no use for the boobless parent, I am only for playtime during the day.
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
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Sep 22nd - Bilbo Baggins celebrated his "eleventy-first" birthday. On the same day Bilbo's cousin, Frodo Baggins, celebrated his 33rd birthday.
📽️📅 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
📽️📅 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
September 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Sep 22nd - Bilbo Baggins celebrated his "eleventy-first" birthday. On the same day Bilbo's cousin, Frodo Baggins, celebrated his 33rd birthday.
📽️📅 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
📽️📅 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)