Jon Schwartz
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Dusty gotta tell those boys the winner of March Madness gets $1 million in NIL
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Dusty gotta tell those boys the winner of March Madness gets $1 million in NIL
LM — and I cannot stress this enough — AO
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
LM — and I cannot stress this enough — AO
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goodnight oasis tour thank you for giving me 3 shows and 7,000,000 instagram reels when i was depressed as hell
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
goodnight oasis tour thank you for giving me 3 shows and 7,000,000 instagram reels when i was depressed as hell
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"She says it hurts but it's worth it.
Tiny little text etched into her neck,
That says 'Jesus lived and died for all your sins'
She's got blue-black ink and it's scratched into her lower back,
Said 'Damn right, you'll rise again'
Damn right, you'll rise again!"
Tiny little text etched into her neck,
That says 'Jesus lived and died for all your sins'
She's got blue-black ink and it's scratched into her lower back,
Said 'Damn right, you'll rise again'
Damn right, you'll rise again!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"She says it hurts but it's worth it.
Tiny little text etched into her neck,
That says 'Jesus lived and died for all your sins'
She's got blue-black ink and it's scratched into her lower back,
Said 'Damn right, you'll rise again'
Damn right, you'll rise again!"
Tiny little text etched into her neck,
That says 'Jesus lived and died for all your sins'
She's got blue-black ink and it's scratched into her lower back,
Said 'Damn right, you'll rise again'
Damn right, you'll rise again!"
So the best spin they have here is that he called her a piggy because he was being frank and honest about the fact that she was a piggy? That's the best we've got?
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So the best spin they have here is that he called her a piggy because he was being frank and honest about the fact that she was a piggy? That's the best we've got?
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Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
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Terrible day to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Terrible day to be literate
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
The New York Yankees Official Podcast — now in video form! Come and join us!
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Yanks Pod: Assistant pitching coach Preston Claiborne | 11/17/2025
Preston Claiborne chats with YES Network's Meredith Marakovits and Yankees Magazine's Jon Schwartz live from Yankees Fantasy Camp in Tampa, Florida
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November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The last place team in your fantasy league should have to read Olivia Nuzzi's book
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The last place team in your fantasy league should have to read Olivia Nuzzi's book
The one good thing that I can say about this whole Olivia Nuzzi moment is that Cheryl Hines probably hates it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The one good thing that I can say about this whole Olivia Nuzzi moment is that Cheryl Hines probably hates it.
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I am not at all optimistic about where we are at this moment but I do not yet think the United States of America is down bad enough for an Elizabeth Holmes Redemption Arc to be be feasible. It's obviously not great, but she's one of the very last Slimers out of the Ghostbusters containment tank.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I am not at all optimistic about where we are at this moment but I do not yet think the United States of America is down bad enough for an Elizabeth Holmes Redemption Arc to be be feasible. It's obviously not great, but she's one of the very last Slimers out of the Ghostbusters containment tank.
Not every thought needs to be mass-produced
Americans aren’t getting naked in locker rooms as much anymore. It’s a striking reversal in cultural norms—one that could profoundly change how we view the naked body, Jacob Beckert writes:
The Disappearance of Everyday Nudity
American locker rooms are getting more modest. We’re losing something in the process.
bit.ly
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Not every thought needs to be mass-produced
Calling this the Wolverine-Deacon Challenge instead of Deacon Blues is an affront I simply refuse to accept.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Calling this the Wolverine-Deacon Challenge instead of Deacon Blues is an affront I simply refuse to accept.
Was Brian Daboll also the Rangers’ problem?
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Was Brian Daboll also the Rangers’ problem?
Someday, I’m going to find something that I’m as good at as the Chicago Bears are at firing New York Giants head coaches
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someday, I’m going to find something that I’m as good at as the Chicago Bears are at firing New York Giants head coaches
Honestly, how could you not let Joe Schoen lead the search for a new Giants head coach. That guy has more than proven himself as a genius talent scout and TV star!
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Honestly, how could you not let Joe Schoen lead the search for a new Giants head coach. That guy has more than proven himself as a genius talent scout and TV star!
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I don't like what he's saying here, and I definitely don't like that he's saying it with Sex Hair for some reason.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't like what he's saying here, and I definitely don't like that he's saying it with Sex Hair for some reason.
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This one’s still my favorite
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Main Hatchway: [guy in yellow blazer behind tree rubbing his hands]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zjjg7mcnj4ka2mbygapyrdeb/bafkreig7hkm3lpmfacbwaei53kc573mojjbartmcdlctoqtsx64godpsju@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This one’s still my favorite
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Jeff Tweedy and his band covering Androgynous. Sammy on lead vocals. 🥹
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Jeff Tweedy and his band covering Androgynous. Sammy on lead vocals. 🥹
Despite understanding that many people close to me are understandably concerned about the increasingly blurred lines between anti-Zionism and anti-semitism, I couldn’t agree with this sentiment more strongly
The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Despite understanding that many people close to me are understandably concerned about the increasingly blurred lines between anti-Zionism and anti-semitism, I couldn’t agree with this sentiment more strongly
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Election Night bombshell. Literally no one saw this coming
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Election Night bombshell. Literally no one saw this coming
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Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.