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Jon G
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Short. Blue.
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
NOT SO GOOD AFTERNOON
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
GOOD MORNING.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any home secretary was gonna take it, so he hid it, in the 1 place he knew he could: his ass. 5 long years then he died & gave it to me & I hid it up my ass for 2 years. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
MONDAY
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Now do the royals
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Very happy, settled boy now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
@itsjoels.bsky.social Very much enjoyed the Naomi Campbell story.

Anything you'd like to share on Jay Aston? Ms Jay Aston?
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Still bloody waiting lads.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@infinitejest.bsky.social I've just seen that Manchester United footballists are up to 2nd in the league.

How and when did this happen?!

Have I misjudged their Portugese maverick?
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Someone is teething.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Ordered a new tshirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Soon be time for Everton.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Mamdani's Noo Yawk, where apparently everyone on the street can just drop mad freestyle bars at a moments notice.

♥️

youtu.be/0Y_X33XCMko?...
Guy in a SUIT Shocks EVERYONE with INCREDIBLE Freestyle
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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The first thing Zohran Mamdani needs to do when he takes office is Free Luigi Mangione
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I have watched this about twenty times on a loop.
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ebro: Your boy was just on 60 Minutes, Cuomo, saying that you're his guy!

Cuomo: No.

Ebro: Trump said you're his candidate.

Cuomo: *ends call*
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM