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Andy Smith
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You gotta get down to the noise and confusion
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Im nailing my colours to the mast

I) im sorry i can never tell the difference between 1930s Tokyo and 1930s shanghai

And

Ii) Chicken szechaun 》Chicken in a can
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Its lots of fun but im very tired and I've got to go to the office tomorrow and if I get my head down now I can get 8 hrs in before watching England start their 2nd innings after tea.
30 mins in and enjoying the new knives out so far.
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
30 mins in and enjoying the new knives out so far.
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Personally if I was England cricket captain I'd refuse to take the field tonight and just give australia the urn if thats the way the self styled guardians of the spirit of cricket are going to try and win it #snickogate
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Matthew syed just before he sacks his agent
I’m quite intrigued about this ping pong film that’s in the cinemas.
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
An unswerving and happily enjoyed believe that no one would ever put these words in this order in a sentence
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The boy just said that neither die hard or trading places are Christmas films, they're just films that take place at Christmas

He left me no choice but to drop this truth bomb.

Nativity is a film about an educationally subnormal man kidnapping small children. That takes place at Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Chilled monkey brains in Brighton's the lanes
Rather than a display of depressingly limited horizons and triumphant bigotry, Charlie is actually on a mission to eat pub food in rhyming locations around the world.
Next up - a big Sunday roast in the Ivory Coast.
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Had an absolute shocker here

#WhenTaken #659 (17.12.2025)

I scored 681/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍476 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇185/200
2️⃣📍6.2K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉110/200
3️⃣📍18.0K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥉97/200
4️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈148/200
5️⃣📍2.4K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈141/200
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December 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Wordle 1,642 5/6

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December 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
398-1 in the morning then. Two day test incoming. Night
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
First no warner now no smith this Australia side is in danger of not being completely unlikeable
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sake I thought they were starting at 10.30.
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
5 days of sweet interrail travel booked.
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Its nice of cricket australia to finally schedule a test to be over before we go to bed rather than having to wake up in the middle of the night to find out.
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just waiting on the boy to say how many days we need on our interail passes. Sale ends at 9am in the morning. 2/3rds with his mates and 1/3 with me. Genuinely chuffed to bollocks he suggested it.
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Andy Smith
Blimey, what a train journey
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We're not chasing the racist vote we're chasing the legitimate concerns vote

Tell you what deals with them both. rejoin the Dublin iii regulations and set up safe routes.

No more small boats.

Passage for people who can come.

No more legitimate concerns. Anyone else moaning is a racist.
The government is doing so much right, it would be great if it could knock the racist vote chasing on the head though.
EXCL: An agreement to rejoin Erasmus – the EU’s student exchange programme – set to be announced on Wednesday as part of UK government’s drive towards closer relations with Brussels.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The government is doing so much right, it would be great if it could knock the racist vote chasing on the head though.
EXCL: An agreement to rejoin Erasmus – the EU’s student exchange programme – set to be announced on Wednesday as part of UK government’s drive towards closer relations with Brussels.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
UK to rejoin EU’s Erasmus student exchange programme
Exclusive: British students will be able to participate in EU-wide scheme from January 2027, sources say
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Tough tough day for the lad, a trip to the V.E.T and someone accused him of being a labrador
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy ✅️
Loved ✅️
Decent QOL ✅️
Looks like absolute shite ✅️
December 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
#WhenTaken #658 (16.12.2025)

I scored 888/1000🏆

1️⃣📍33.8 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇195/200
2️⃣📍201 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇191/200
3️⃣📍641 km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈148/200
4️⃣📍414 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇183/200
5️⃣📍866 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈171/200
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December 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM