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Andy Smith
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You gotta get down to the noise and confusion
Tavernier should have the awareness to know it was the absolute lack of effort or desire or anything by the whole team in the 70 mins before he as a handsomely paid Premier league footballer managed to trap a simple ball further than most can volley it that had annoyed the north stand. #afcb
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Still you cant throw away a 2 goal lead if you don't even try to score 1. So that's something to take from the game #afcb
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
out-tacticed by big dave moyes bunch of limited but honest chancers. What a sack of shite. Fucken BOOOOURNSEMOUTH
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ah shit, RIP judge, one of my first cricketing heroes.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
On my way to bristol to dish out Chinese burns L R A FUCKING C
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
#WhenTaken #644 (02.12.2025)

I scored 764/1000🏅

1️⃣📍3.5 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇182/200
2️⃣📍54.5 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇188/200
3️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈155/200
4️⃣📍4.6K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉100/200
5️⃣📍585 m - 🗓️24 yrs - 🥈139/200
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December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Wordle 1,627 5/6

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December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Just seen that lovely TV historian bettany Hughes has a brother called Simon. Yes that one.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Theyre obsessed with tarts #onlyconnect
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stop pressing the same 4 buttons.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Andy Smith
Every time I see one of these headlines this is the voice in which I hear it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by Andy Smith
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tim henman is going to do this #mastermind
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Contestant one. You have chosen everything that has, can, could and will happen in an ever expanding and infinite universe.

Contestant two. You have chosen the works of kirsten Dunst

Fred housego didn't die for this #mastermind
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why would you do this as a subject when people can and will do 'letters of the alphabet in alphabetical order' #mastermind
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As an aside what are these feckless born at the wrong end of rampant capitalism tits actually supposed to spend their money on in shops?
In my twenties it was basically records and dvds and books. Thats all covered by 2 or 3 streaming payments a month these days.
We cant afford a house
Stop buying and smashing avocados you dicks
Ah that is good advice in 24 years i can afford a house

Why arent you buying and smashing avocados you dicks.
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We cant afford a house
Stop buying and smashing avocados you dicks
Ah that is good advice in 24 years i can afford a house

Why arent you buying and smashing avocados you dicks.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Was going to do Joe (and petunia) for the vest thing but a Google search reveals even on the beach he was still in a blazer, albeit with a knotted hankie on his bonce. Gah.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a vest
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey wylye valley honkys, can I get from salsbry to westbury on the a36?
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Absolute shitshow from start to finish

#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)

I scored 632/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥉86/200
2️⃣📍3.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈125/200
3️⃣📍3.1K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈134/200
4️⃣📍731 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍407 km - 🗓️42 yrs - 🥉87/200
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December 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I don't know what channel this is, its not channel 4 and its not film 4 but it does seem to have 4 and film in its name. But COMMANDO IS ON.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The @mikiberenyi.bsky.social trio. An absolute treat of an evening out. I will have to investigate the roast dinner recommendation.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
And did you even shoegaze bro if you weren't as in awe of moose as you were of miki. Produced 2 of the best eps of the era.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM