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Two pairs of brogans went along the rows.
WHAT LIKE IT’S HARD
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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you need to see the solo breakdown https://youtu.be/lhfwmH6Q5yA?t=253
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
TGIWFWTD
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
We let Joe Walsh sing on Top 40 terrestrial radio in this country for multiple decades. Everybody should calm down about Cameron Winter.
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...
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Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did yo...
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January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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text GUNK to get every cell in your body full up with some sorta squalid grime
October 16, 2024 at 11:29 PM
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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You wanna talk about Warhammer
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social FYI my wife and I will match the donation total to TransVisible Montana for Q1 2026… just in case that would spur any on-the-fence folks to purchase merch
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It could honestly be full of irradiated cadmium and I would not care.
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Pausing near the Trader Joe’s sparkling water section to post “Cameron Winter George Jones cover album” on Bluesky.
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I was (foolishly) trying to take pics of the sky absolutely chock-a-block with Canada and Snow Geese (to send to my birder brother) and unintentionally took a bunch of the greatest Kansas skyscapes ever captured.
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Joke’s on YOU, Big Bear. All my skis are **already** rock skis because I hit the bases with a ball-peen hammer.
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
They should put an barber shop in the Denver Airport. Next to the golf simulator.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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every day i understand db cooper a little bit more
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Learned today that I’m not too old to ski fast but I might be too old to fall hard.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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July 21, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Perfect 1-2 skeet
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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I’ve watched it with my own eyes but my brain is gonna need more time to process “undefeated Indiana beating Alabama’s ass at football”
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Limited Edition
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Tonight we learned that the member of the dads’ grouptext most excited to discover that Erewhon stocks the premixed non-alcoholic Negroni he likes is also the dad most likely to post photos of full pages of “Blood Meridian” by Cormac McCarthy. (It’s me; I’m this dad.)
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM