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John Tucker
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Two pairs of brogans went along the rows.
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And damn me, Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Sandy Koufax is 89 and looks better than I have ever looked a day in my life.
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Carving the Pumpkin by Franck Antoine Bail, 1910. 🎃
I put this on the dads grouptext. They claim they did NOT like it, but now they keep posting various screengrabs and quotes and I can already tell some of the language is going to memetically, ironically appear for the foreseeable future “Here let me feed you guys a clip of the Shohei homer, etc.”
So many dads just sending texts that say “Wemby” to the grouptext rn.
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
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RAISE VALID POINTS AT THE COMMUNITY MEETING
PRAISE DALE
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Gete Polding. Has anyone thought of that.
Just a little guy out there firing off chirping raspy metallic MF’s at all passers by.
There’s a male Anna’s Hummingbird who has laid claim to the tree in our front yard and I really respect how loud he is about it.
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[beastie boys]

It's a mission better suited for Don QuiXOTE
Try'na ban tortillas like a Big XII TOADY
Stead'a stoppin' those students from throwin' ROTI
Bribe the referees with cash from uncle CODY
Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that they will no longer "encourage or permit" tortillas to be thrown at opening kickoff of home games to avoid potential penalties hurting the team.

Hocutt joined Joey McGuire for his weekly presser and opened it with a statement about the tortillas.
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years ago—never mind how long precisely
“A Voyage to Spain”

ft. decorations inspired by

Ferdinand the Bull

or

Luis Carrero Blanco
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
Yes but at least he got to do a frighteningly large BM into a bag while his toes fell off (in the desert)
Damn fine protestin’ you’re doin there fellows
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Now more than ever it is important to find community.
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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the man’s a human being just as I am: he has just as much reason to fear me, as I have to be afraid of him
I have compete authority to say this. Don’t look at my water bottle.