MacWhat
@johnmacwhat.bsky.social
Data analyst who is a fan of college football, Star Trek, D&D, cooking, and not using Twitter anymore
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It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
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Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
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It’s the hello right before that makes it funny
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s the hello right before that makes it funny
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LMAO
Fox News is confused by Trump's friendly meeting with Mamdani.
"You know, it was a surprise to see those two getting along as well as they did. A couple of times I asked the mayor-elect a tougher question, and the president almost helped him dodge it."
"You know, it was a surprise to see those two getting along as well as they did. A couple of times I asked the mayor-elect a tougher question, and the president almost helped him dodge it."
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
LMAO
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
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Kirk’s death is better understood as a casualty of gang violence among competing far-right groups rather than the hagiographies being written by elite media platforms.
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Kirk’s death is better understood as a casualty of gang violence among competing far-right groups rather than the hagiographies being written by elite media platforms.
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i support this actually fuck those islands
Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i support this actually fuck those islands
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As his candidate is defeated in Wisconsin, Elon Musk hasn't posted in 21 minutes. This is the longest he's gone without posting in over three years.
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As his candidate is defeated in Wisconsin, Elon Musk hasn't posted in 21 minutes. This is the longest he's gone without posting in over three years.
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
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One day I am going to print this out and frame it
March 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
One day I am going to print this out and frame it
Maryland is blowing Illinois out so bad so early in this game that the BTN cameras already found a crying Illinois kid in the crowd
March 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Maryland is blowing Illinois out so bad so early in this game that the BTN cameras already found a crying Illinois kid in the crowd
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really didn't expect we would hit "Trump uses the presidency for a low energy Tesla ad" levels of sad
HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH
March 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
really didn't expect we would hit "Trump uses the presidency for a low energy Tesla ad" levels of sad
Massive loser shit from Michigan at the end of this game
Brooks couldn't on the court all season and Cason was maybe the worst player in the B1G in conference play
March 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Massive loser shit from Michigan at the end of this game
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He wanted to be an MSU basketball player.
He finished his career a Big Ten Champion with a W on senior day against MSU's biggest rival.
Thank you for all you've done, Jaden.
He finished his career a Big Ten Champion with a W on senior day against MSU's biggest rival.
Thank you for all you've done, Jaden.
March 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He wanted to be an MSU basketball player.
He finished his career a Big Ten Champion with a W on senior day against MSU's biggest rival.
Thank you for all you've done, Jaden.
He finished his career a Big Ten Champion with a W on senior day against MSU's biggest rival.
Thank you for all you've done, Jaden.
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you can tell most of Michigan's basketball team has never been in Breslin Center
March 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
you can tell most of Michigan's basketball team has never been in Breslin Center
Just stating for posterity that at half time MSU and Michigan have shot the same number of free throws. Michigan called for 11 fouls compared to 10 for MSU
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just stating for posterity that at half time MSU and Michigan have shot the same number of free throws. Michigan called for 11 fouls compared to 10 for MSU
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