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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
December 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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The Luigi Mangione story touches on pretty much every issue I care about:

The barbaric US healthcare system

The two tiered criminal justice system

The expansion of the surveillance state

Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget

Jokes about Italians
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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love these looks from Proper Cloth's new lookbook titled "New Ivy." even the grey shetland knit with black jeans and small dress watch looks great.
December 15, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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Hope his ambulance was in network
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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not hours before the annual Rockefeller Center Tree lighting
NYC police are searching for a masked gunman who is on the loose after fatally shooting UnitedHealth Group CEO Brian Thompson hours before the annual Rockefeller Center Tree lighting.
December 4, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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More aid workers, health care staffers, delivery personnel and other humanitarians have been killed in 2024 than in any other year, according to the UN.

A total of 281 humanitarian workers have been killed.

230 were killed by Israel.
More aid workers have been killed in 2024 than in any other year, U.N. says
Bloodshed in the Middle East has been the single biggest cause of the 281 deaths among humanitarians globally this year, according to the U.N. Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs.
www.cbsnews.com
November 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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thanks for following me here everyone who came over from twitter. this is one i ended up not posting: being trans. It shows medusa. she is cursed by the gods with a body she does not want but she is worthy of love just like everyone else. inspired by klimt's the kiss
November 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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NEW: John Deere is costing American farmers $4.2 billion a year by restricting them from fixing their own tractors.

Apple, Amazon and major automakers use the same strategies on everything you own.

It's bad for you, but excellent for corporate profits.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOS...
How John Deere Robs Farmers of $4 Billion a Year
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
m.youtube.com
November 18, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM