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Kelzor
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · Sep 1
Three months from today I will be AT Disneyland so I’m really going to get agressive on consistently hitting my step goal, especially since the weather is starting to cooperate with me. So this is my new pinned thread for accountability. I’ll post either evening of/morning after w/ the day’s total.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
Wow if he could think, he’d appreciate that pun too
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
Well yeah the thinking would be a prerequisite for the reading so we know a miraculous bout of literacy ain’t gonna happen
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
It okay, don’t be cry
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
If he could read, he *would* think it was for him
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
Is a series good? Because The Bridge Kingdom books fit the bill
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
I’m watching it rn too!
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
A draft of a skeet where I’m making a cat’s face out of emojis and it asks me if I’m writing in Korean.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
👁️ 👁️

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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 6h
This is for @ginerso.bsky.social
A tabby sitting on a couch in a very Glamor Shots kind of way.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 9h
Ominous
A lone witch hat sitting in the middle of the street.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 9h
Taking a nice long walk with a vat of Red-40 before it is forbidden.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 14h
I will be able to later, it's just being caught totally off guard by it that got me. Every time a card comes in the mail, I have to wait to open it until I'm "ok" - the worst has been well-meaning friends checking in out of the blue - how do you say "please stop caring about me spontaneously"
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 14h
Crying when you have dermatitis around your eyes is like fucking FIRE I hate it so much
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 15h
Nala’s vet sent me a card which I thought would just be a sympathy card, but they sent me nose and paw prints and now I’m a complete mess

I have a meeting in ten minutes lmao lmao, get it together Kelly
A sympathy card with a nose print and two paw prints on their own pieces of paper.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 16h
ACK! The worst offenders are the plant-based ones - fortunately the ones I use are the "safe in moderation" ones, which is how I consume them, maybe 1-2 servings a week on average, but YIKES.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17h
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 18h
I think I’ll be ok! I’m really glad I’m not working on site tomorrow - we have about 20 boxes of Halloween candy for people to take on rounding visits to all our departments next week 😥
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 18h
Today’s my last day of solid food 🫡

I’m braver than the troops
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 1d
We have a solution
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 1d
I need one of those pouch things to wear across my body so I can still get shit done while he buster bluths against my torso
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 1d
The house is very cold and he is clinging to me for warmth so I guess I’m just not doing any dishes until May
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1d
Tim Onion is doing better vaccine messaging than our own CDC
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 1d
Ack I need to watch last night’s
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 1d
A sweater stretched over a human body sort of. The sweater pulled back to reveal a tabby. Liz lemon in old person drag scaring people on the subway by saying “I’m pregnant with a kitty cat.”
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Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 1d
This is part opinion, part vandalism:

I correct typos in library books with a pencil.

I'm reading an eARC and they wrote "raised" when they meant "razed" and as I saw it, my hands ITCHED for a writing implement
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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