Joe 🦇
@joethebat.bsky.social
Movie and video game enjoyer. Amateur pixel artist. Also a bat. | 30s | he/him |
Riveting gameplay. Definitely worth the 8 and a half year wait.
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Riveting gameplay. Definitely worth the 8 and a half year wait.
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Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
I am really pedantic because I scoff when I see a food label say something like "organic bread". I get what it means, but bread can't be organic because it doesn't naturally occur. Trust me, I wish it did.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am really pedantic because I scoff when I see a food label say something like "organic bread". I get what it means, but bread can't be organic because it doesn't naturally occur. Trust me, I wish it did.
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I hate to say it, but it feels at this point like I'm just playing Metroid Prime 4 out of obligation rather than genuinely wanting to keep playing it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I hate to say it, but it feels at this point like I'm just playing Metroid Prime 4 out of obligation rather than genuinely wanting to keep playing it.
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I’ve been in a Metroid mood lately, so I took some photos of my old Samus figure out in the snow today. This might be my favourite shot I’ve taken in a long time! #toyphoto
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’ve been in a Metroid mood lately, so I took some photos of my old Samus figure out in the snow today. This might be my favourite shot I’ve taken in a long time! #toyphoto
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December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please stop calling the areas in Metroid Prime 4 "dungeons"
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Please stop calling the areas in Metroid Prime 4 "dungeons"
Being neurodivergent is having everything remind you of something completely unrelated.
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Being neurodivergent is having everything remind you of something completely unrelated.
Saw people complaining that staying in a movie theater for four and a half hours to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is way too long.
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Saw people complaining that staying in a movie theater for four and a half hours to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is way too long.
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
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It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
Does Nintendo still own the rights to the Eternal Darkness IP? Suddenly I want Retro Studios to make a sequel.
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does Nintendo still own the rights to the Eternal Darkness IP? Suddenly I want Retro Studios to make a sequel.
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Girlfail Samus send tweet
February 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Girlfail Samus send tweet
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Far be it from me to victim blame a fictional child but to be honest I think Jason from Heavy Rain kinda had it coming
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Far be it from me to victim blame a fictional child but to be honest I think Jason from Heavy Rain kinda had it coming
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Impressive argument. Unfortunately, I have depicted you as the Angry Video Game Critic and me as Bearded James Rolfe.
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Impressive argument. Unfortunately, I have depicted you as the Angry Video Game Critic and me as Bearded James Rolfe.
Every game needs the option of increasing text size. I have terrible eyesight, even with glasses, and if the game doesn't let me do anything about its microscopic text then I'm unlikely to read the things it wants me to.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Every game needs the option of increasing text size. I have terrible eyesight, even with glasses, and if the game doesn't let me do anything about its microscopic text then I'm unlikely to read the things it wants me to.
Got all the Metroid amiibo figures out for the occasion
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Got all the Metroid amiibo figures out for the occasion
Every now and then I get hit with the overwhelming wave of thoughts about Banjo-Tooie
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Every now and then I get hit with the overwhelming wave of thoughts about Banjo-Tooie
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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this design unleashes the most annoying nerd in me. it makes no sense. she was raised by the birds. she's a damn bird herself. go to school!
Metroid - Birds Get The Laser t-shirt is $19 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/DJzY8Hm #ad
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
this design unleashes the most annoying nerd in me. it makes no sense. she was raised by the birds. she's a damn bird herself. go to school!