Joe 🦇
@joethebat.bsky.social
Movie and video game enjoyer. Amateur pixel artist. Also a bat. | 30s | he/him |
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Things you can do instead of watching The Game Awards:
Play video games, either by yourself or with friends
Watch a good movie
Work on your art and/or writing
Read a book
Play video games, either by yourself or with friends
Watch a good movie
Work on your art and/or writing
Read a book
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Things you can do instead of watching The Game Awards:
Play video games, either by yourself or with friends
Watch a good movie
Work on your art and/or writing
Read a book
Play video games, either by yourself or with friends
Watch a good movie
Work on your art and/or writing
Read a book
Between Tonic Trouble and Wario World, it feels like Nintendo is going out of their way to upload every 3D platformer that's not Donkey Kong 64 to NSO.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Between Tonic Trouble and Wario World, it feels like Nintendo is going out of their way to upload every 3D platformer that's not Donkey Kong 64 to NSO.
I beat Metroid Prime 4: Beyond today and I have some thoughts. This will be a thread. Short answer is that I am very mixed on it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I beat Metroid Prime 4: Beyond today and I have some thoughts. This will be a thread. Short answer is that I am very mixed on it.
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Riveting gameplay. Definitely worth the 8 and a half year wait.
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Riveting gameplay. Definitely worth the 8 and a half year wait.
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Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
I am really pedantic because I scoff when I see a food label say something like "organic bread". I get what it means, but bread can't be organic because it doesn't naturally occur. Trust me, I wish it did.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am really pedantic because I scoff when I see a food label say something like "organic bread". I get what it means, but bread can't be organic because it doesn't naturally occur. Trust me, I wish it did.
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I hate to say it, but it feels at this point like I'm just playing Metroid Prime 4 out of obligation rather than genuinely wanting to keep playing it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I hate to say it, but it feels at this point like I'm just playing Metroid Prime 4 out of obligation rather than genuinely wanting to keep playing it.
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I’ve been in a Metroid mood lately, so I took some photos of my old Samus figure out in the snow today. This might be my favourite shot I’ve taken in a long time! #toyphoto
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’ve been in a Metroid mood lately, so I took some photos of my old Samus figure out in the snow today. This might be my favourite shot I’ve taken in a long time! #toyphoto
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December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please stop calling the areas in Metroid Prime 4 "dungeons"
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Please stop calling the areas in Metroid Prime 4 "dungeons"
Being neurodivergent is having everything remind you of something completely unrelated.
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Being neurodivergent is having everything remind you of something completely unrelated.
Saw people complaining that staying in a movie theater for four and a half hours to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is way too long.
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Saw people complaining that staying in a movie theater for four and a half hours to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is way too long.
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
Me, who used to work at a movie theater and spent 8 to 12 hours in one every single day:
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It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
Does Nintendo still own the rights to the Eternal Darkness IP? Suddenly I want Retro Studios to make a sequel.
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does Nintendo still own the rights to the Eternal Darkness IP? Suddenly I want Retro Studios to make a sequel.
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Girlfail Samus send tweet
February 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Girlfail Samus send tweet
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Far be it from me to victim blame a fictional child but to be honest I think Jason from Heavy Rain kinda had it coming
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Far be it from me to victim blame a fictional child but to be honest I think Jason from Heavy Rain kinda had it coming
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Impressive argument. Unfortunately, I have depicted you as the Angry Video Game Critic and me as Bearded James Rolfe.
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Impressive argument. Unfortunately, I have depicted you as the Angry Video Game Critic and me as Bearded James Rolfe.
Every game needs the option of increasing text size. I have terrible eyesight, even with glasses, and if the game doesn't let me do anything about its microscopic text then I'm unlikely to read the things it wants me to.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Every game needs the option of increasing text size. I have terrible eyesight, even with glasses, and if the game doesn't let me do anything about its microscopic text then I'm unlikely to read the things it wants me to.
