macaulay bulkin’
@joestriks.bsky.social
comedy boy, very good boy, so tall and so strong
eeeeeeeeeeeeee *deep inhale* eeeeeeyup.
Wink Martindale cracks me up, big-ass flatbill hat, oakleys, the goatee, weird-ass blitzes, holds up his playcard like he's reading off the secrets of the pharaohs
I'd hate him so much I'd vibrate with rage if he were on my team's staff
I'd hate him so much I'd vibrate with rage if he were on my team's staff
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeee *deep inhale* eeeeeeyup.
the owns in the how do you solve a problem like maria song are fucking devastating
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the owns in the how do you solve a problem like maria song are fucking devastating
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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Imagining Paul atreides charming the pants off of the baron harkonnen as a horrified guild watches on
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Imagining Paul atreides charming the pants off of the baron harkonnen as a horrified guild watches on
incognito browsing: sneaky lookin’ at naughty vids
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
incognito browsing: sneaky lookin’ at naughty vids
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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has anyone done “pokemon go down on my husband” yet
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
has anyone done “pokemon go down on my husband” yet
haven’t beseeched in a while. might fuck around and beseech something tonight
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
haven’t beseeched in a while. might fuck around and beseech something tonight
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
bruce bruce vilanch vilanch
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
bruce bruce vilanch vilanch
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My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
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Unlimited bread sticks type shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Unlimited bread sticks type shit
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Finally I can announce it: in January 2026 I will be launching Mr. Rachel for Bigs
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finally I can announce it: in January 2026 I will be launching Mr. Rachel for Bigs
get my man in Schumer’s seat like yesterday
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
get my man in Schumer’s seat like yesterday
If we’re gonna do this properly we need an emergency desus and mero reunion
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If we’re gonna do this properly we need an emergency desus and mero reunion
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just wet wet mud
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
just wet wet mud
one thing few are mentioning right now is that the team that wins this game will go on to win the world series of professional baseball (!)
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
one thing few are mentioning right now is that the team that wins this game will go on to win the world series of professional baseball (!)
who wants it less
Michigan doing everything in its power to lose this game
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
who wants it less
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Fair catch on a kickoff from the 20 and a fair catch at the four: JB Brown, goodbye
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fair catch on a kickoff from the 20 and a fair catch at the four: JB Brown, goodbye