@joel-d.bsky.social
55+ yr old Landscape co. owner, cares about democracy and likes to laugh, cat Dad
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We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
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September 2024, the moon was looking down on us, like it has for the last 4.5 billion years...
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 AM
September 2024, the moon was looking down on us, like it has for the last 4.5 billion years...
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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“Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either.”
― Elizabeth Zimmerman
#KnitSky 🧶 #InTheseTimes
― Elizabeth Zimmerman
#KnitSky 🧶 #InTheseTimes
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either.”
― Elizabeth Zimmerman
#KnitSky 🧶 #InTheseTimes
― Elizabeth Zimmerman
#KnitSky 🧶 #InTheseTimes
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Honestly. I’m bored. So fried pickles for the wife.
January 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Honestly. I’m bored. So fried pickles for the wife.
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BABY [in high chair]:
*throws strained peas and carrots on floor*
MRS. POLLOCK: Knock it off, Jackson.
*throws strained peas and carrots on floor*
MRS. POLLOCK: Knock it off, Jackson.
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
BABY [in high chair]:
*throws strained peas and carrots on floor*
MRS. POLLOCK: Knock it off, Jackson.
*throws strained peas and carrots on floor*
MRS. POLLOCK: Knock it off, Jackson.
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Whoever named flashbangs probably had a really long day
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Whoever named flashbangs probably had a really long day
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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My team or not idgaf about football this year, what are the optics of having a playoff game while the government is attacking one of our states
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My team or not idgaf about football this year, what are the optics of having a playoff game while the government is attacking one of our states
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Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
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I'd like to wish you all the most truly satisfying feelings of false optimism, the strongest surges of righteous anger, and only the purest feelings of loathing and disgust, as we spend this new year hurtling together towards what we can only hope is profoundly glorious and spectacular destruction.
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I'd like to wish you all the most truly satisfying feelings of false optimism, the strongest surges of righteous anger, and only the purest feelings of loathing and disgust, as we spend this new year hurtling together towards what we can only hope is profoundly glorious and spectacular destruction.
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2025 in my mother fucking rear view
HNY sweet babies
HNY sweet babies
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
2025 in my mother fucking rear view
HNY sweet babies
HNY sweet babies
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watch me catch this roadrunner
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
watch me catch this roadrunner
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building a playground for the local waterfowl is a great idea if your community can swing the bill
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
building a playground for the local waterfowl is a great idea if your community can swing the bill
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#caturdayeveryday #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #blueskycats #petsofbluesky #mainecoon
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When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
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From @riotgrlerin.bsky.social's "why not put count von count into various vampire scenes" thread.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
From @riotgrlerin.bsky.social's "why not put count von count into various vampire scenes" thread.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
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My parents did not raise me to be disrespectful, I had to practice
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My parents did not raise me to be disrespectful, I had to practice
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I pronounce Manhattan like man hatin’
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I pronounce Manhattan like man hatin’