Joe "has always been the caretaker" Humphrey
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Hello friends! I'm Joe. I'm a writer and portrait artist living in Victoria, BC, Canada. My series of vampire stories, Bloodletting, is available at joehumphrey.com. There you'll find writing, reviews, artwork, and links to my other work.
Happy Twilight Zone on TV Marathon to those who celebrate it (provided you live 30 years ago)
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy Twilight Zone on TV Marathon to those who celebrate it (provided you live 30 years ago)
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I met my wife in an IRC chatroom in the 90s because I was 19 years old and wanted to make my own movie of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I didn't understand about copyright. I was looking for someone to talk about Willy Wonka with, and she said ok.
I met my wife in an IRC chatroom in the 90s because I was 19 years old and wanted to make my own movie of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I didn't understand about copyright. I was looking for someone to talk about Willy Wonka with, and she said ok.
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I met my wife in an IRC chatroom in the 90s because I was 19 years old and wanted to make my own movie of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I didn't understand about copyright. I was looking for someone to talk about Willy Wonka with, and she said ok.
I met my wife in an IRC chatroom in the 90s because I was 19 years old and wanted to make my own movie of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I didn't understand about copyright. I was looking for someone to talk about Willy Wonka with, and she said ok.
I can't think of a movie that couldn't be made better by the inclusion of Sigourney Weaver in its cast.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I can't think of a movie that couldn't be made better by the inclusion of Sigourney Weaver in its cast.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
I just got a pop up on my computer that was like "CHECK OUT THE BLACK FRIDAY DEALS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED!" and it's like... it's Wednesday fucker. I didn't miss shit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I just got a pop up on my computer that was like "CHECK OUT THE BLACK FRIDAY DEALS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED!" and it's like... it's Wednesday fucker. I didn't miss shit.
When they remastered the song "Break on Through" by The Doors, they restored the "high" to the line "She gets high" after the label cut it.
So now instead of saying "She gets... she gets..." he says "She gets HIGH she gets HIGH" all aggressively, and I don't really care for it. It sounds forced.
So now instead of saying "She gets... she gets..." he says "She gets HIGH she gets HIGH" all aggressively, and I don't really care for it. It sounds forced.
Break on Through (To the Other Side)
YouTube video by The Doors - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When they remastered the song "Break on Through" by The Doors, they restored the "high" to the line "She gets high" after the label cut it.
So now instead of saying "She gets... she gets..." he says "She gets HIGH she gets HIGH" all aggressively, and I don't really care for it. It sounds forced.
So now instead of saying "She gets... she gets..." he says "She gets HIGH she gets HIGH" all aggressively, and I don't really care for it. It sounds forced.
I used to play this game called Romance of the Three Kingdoms in its various iterations in the 80s and 90s, first on NES, then computers, and all the way up to PS2, but at a certain point, my attention span stopped allowing for it. I sometimes miss that time when I could do something like that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I used to play this game called Romance of the Three Kingdoms in its various iterations in the 80s and 90s, first on NES, then computers, and all the way up to PS2, but at a certain point, my attention span stopped allowing for it. I sometimes miss that time when I could do something like that.
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Good news Frankenfans - Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that FRANKENSTEIN will have a physical media release, complete with deleted scenes.
Guillermo Del Toro Confirms FRANKENSTEIN Physical Media Release With Deleted Scenes
Good news Frankenfans - Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that FRANKENSTEIN will have a physical media release, complete with deleted scenes.
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Good news Frankenfans - Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that FRANKENSTEIN will have a physical media release, complete with deleted scenes.
all of the characters on Batman are bisexual just saying
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
all of the characters on Batman are bisexual just saying
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Here are my favorite fabric studies i've drawn so far bc i think they look cool together
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Here are my favorite fabric studies i've drawn so far bc i think they look cool together
How about YOU open up YOUR fruit cage Peter Gabriel? How about them apples?
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How about YOU open up YOUR fruit cage Peter Gabriel? How about them apples?
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I wish I could go back in time and fire the writers from pretty much my entire life and get new ones. Because sometimes I feel like they're not really satisfied with their job writing for my life. If this is some kind of Truman Show situation, then I wanna talk to the showrunner. fuckin Ed Harris
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I wish I could go back in time and fire the writers from pretty much my entire life and get new ones. Because sometimes I feel like they're not really satisfied with their job writing for my life. If this is some kind of Truman Show situation, then I wanna talk to the showrunner. fuckin Ed Harris
Remember when going to McDonald's by yourself didn't cost 15 dollars?
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Remember when going to McDonald's by yourself didn't cost 15 dollars?
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
amazing cover for a fantastic book
Perfect time of year to read Eileen by Ottessa Moshfegh.
My cover art for the Vintage Classics edition: www.penguin.co.uk/books/431048...
My cover art for the Vintage Classics edition: www.penguin.co.uk/books/431048...
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
amazing cover for a fantastic book
Do you think they'll make another Toxic Avenger movie with Peter Dinklage? I'd say they would be safer not, but Troma has never really cared about that so who knows
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Do you think they'll make another Toxic Avenger movie with Peter Dinklage? I'd say they would be safer not, but Troma has never really cared about that so who knows
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Apparently rights for Near Dark (1987) have reverted back to the films producers. Negotiations are currently taking place between them and Studiocanal. Unsure if this applies to worldwide rights or just in the UK.
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#Horror #HorrorMovie #Movie #Movie #Cinema #FilmSky
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November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The greatest thing that's ever happened to me just happened to me. I went to give the degus their spinach and they were in a cuddle pile and Willow ran up be taken out and she climbed into my hand and then Lucky did the same and they sat there a bit and then stretched and yawned and WENT TO SLEEP! 😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The greatest thing that's ever happened to me just happened to me. I went to give the degus their spinach and they were in a cuddle pile and Willow ran up be taken out and she climbed into my hand and then Lucky did the same and they sat there a bit and then stretched and yawned and WENT TO SLEEP! 😭
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“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”