Joe Breeden
@joehep.bsky.social
Photographer, cynic, drinker of cocktails. Reclusive poet. Expert skater on the thin ice of decorum.
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https://joehep.com
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https://joehep.com
Today’s the 67th anniversary of the day the music died.
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Today’s the 67th anniversary of the day the music died.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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My many fans.
— Melania
— Melania
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 PM
My many fans.
— Melania
— Melania
The only weather forecast worth mentioning
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The only weather forecast worth mentioning
My paper shoes got em covered.
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
Where would you even wear these
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My paper shoes got em covered.
Post a car picture you took.
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Post a car picture you took.
Introduce yourself with five facts.
1. Don’t believe them when they tell me
2. There ain’t no cure
3. The rich stay healthy
4. The sick stay poor
5. I believe in love
1. Don’t believe them when they tell me
2. There ain’t no cure
3. The rich stay healthy
4. The sick stay poor
5. I believe in love
Introduce yourself with five facts.
1. We'll be fighting in the streets with our children at our feet
2. And the morals that we worshipped will be gone
3. And the men who spurred us on
4. Sit in judgement of all wrong
5. They decide and the shotgun sings the song
1. We'll be fighting in the streets with our children at our feet
2. And the morals that we worshipped will be gone
3. And the men who spurred us on
4. Sit in judgement of all wrong
5. They decide and the shotgun sings the song
Introduce yourself with five facts.
1. Kewpie dolls
2. And urine stalls
3. Will be laughed at
4. The way you're laughed at 5. Now
1. Kewpie dolls
2. And urine stalls
3. Will be laughed at
4. The way you're laughed at 5. Now
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Introduce yourself with five facts.
1. Don’t believe them when they tell me
2. There ain’t no cure
3. The rich stay healthy
4. The sick stay poor
5. I believe in love
1. Don’t believe them when they tell me
2. There ain’t no cure
3. The rich stay healthy
4. The sick stay poor
5. I believe in love
How I am walking out of 2025:
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
How I am walking out of 2025:
You ok, bro? Suck it in, let it out.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You ok, bro? Suck it in, let it out.
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A “Trump-class battleship” will sink in dry dock.
“Trump-class battleships?” 🤣🤣 Trump’s narcissism reaches new heights of comedy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A “Trump-class battleship” will sink in dry dock.
I drew this boat sitting at a desk in my 3rd grade class in 1975. Lasers included.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I drew this boat sitting at a desk in my 3rd grade class in 1975. Lasers included.
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ah yes a true holiday classic
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
ah yes a true holiday classic
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So fascists love brutality, not because it creates safety & security & plenty, but because it creates danger & uncertainty & lack.
Creating something of value is a threat to those who create nothing and deliver only theft.
But if you hold power despite creating nothing but pain, you dominate.
Creating something of value is a threat to those who create nothing and deliver only theft.
But if you hold power despite creating nothing but pain, you dominate.
December 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So fascists love brutality, not because it creates safety & security & plenty, but because it creates danger & uncertainty & lack.
Creating something of value is a threat to those who create nothing and deliver only theft.
But if you hold power despite creating nothing but pain, you dominate.
Creating something of value is a threat to those who create nothing and deliver only theft.
But if you hold power despite creating nothing but pain, you dominate.
Right AI is generating slop that Gen-Xers are sending up the chain because “fuck it” we’re all screwed anyway.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Right AI is generating slop that Gen-Xers are sending up the chain because “fuck it” we’re all screwed anyway.
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Explain why or why not
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Explain why or why not
Snake oil salesman never set out to intentionally harm their customers, they just didn’t know anything, at all, about medicine. I guess AI has allowed malicious to be added to the greedy & stupid of the snake oil salesman of yore.
It is simultaneously true that ML tools are incredibly useful and that many of their most intense adherents are selling snake oil
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Snake oil salesman never set out to intentionally harm their customers, they just didn’t know anything, at all, about medicine. I guess AI has allowed malicious to be added to the greedy & stupid of the snake oil salesman of yore.
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Strange how these two images, completely uncropped or adjusted, taken hours apart, seem to fit together perfectly to make another reality. 😳
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Strange how these two images, completely uncropped or adjusted, taken hours apart, seem to fit together perfectly to make another reality. 😳
Dr. John - Right Place Wrong Time (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
For a moment I thought this was real.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
For a moment I thought this was real.
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)