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📍Chicago
📍Chicago
If I was in love with a closeted NHL star I would simply plan on hosting my birthday hangout anywhere other than a gay bar… like a giant private condo or something idk idk
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If I was in love with a closeted NHL star I would simply plan on hosting my birthday hangout anywhere other than a gay bar… like a giant private condo or something idk idk
I spent undergrad next to New York by Gehry - it was amazing to see from its base, and I wish there were more like it.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I spent undergrad next to New York by Gehry - it was amazing to see from its base, and I wish there were more like it.
if you were flirting with a cute guy and he pickpocketed you solely to make the pun “looks like I got in your pants” would it work on you?
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if you were flirting with a cute guy and he pickpocketed you solely to make the pun “looks like I got in your pants” would it work on you?
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As Justice Kagan begins her dissent by pointing out, what is even the point of trial, of fact-finding, of clear error, of standards of review, when the Supreme Court simply ignores every single part of that and decides everything purely on the papers without any real consideration of the facts?
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
As Justice Kagan begins her dissent by pointing out, what is even the point of trial, of fact-finding, of clear error, of standards of review, when the Supreme Court simply ignores every single part of that and decides everything purely on the papers without any real consideration of the facts?
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i do love the gay hockey show bc it’s high time for american (canadian) fujoshi to come out of the closet
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i do love the gay hockey show bc it’s high time for american (canadian) fujoshi to come out of the closet
Is it too late to do no shave november?
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Is it too late to do no shave november?
Leftover pumpkin pie my beloved… it’s just us in this snowy hellscape against the world
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Leftover pumpkin pie my beloved… it’s just us in this snowy hellscape against the world
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Heated Rivalry (2025)
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
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Been a minute since I posted my art, bc I've been playing ZA! Now i've finished it & gotten all the megas. I made Falinks, my favorite new mega. This is in the DS style, with the 3ds style box icons. I love these silly little guys, especially the one in the middle! And I wanna shiny hunt them!
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Been a minute since I posted my art, bc I've been playing ZA! Now i've finished it & gotten all the megas. I made Falinks, my favorite new mega. This is in the DS style, with the 3ds style box icons. I love these silly little guys, especially the one in the middle! And I wanna shiny hunt them!
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It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
*influencer voice* I recently learned that animals are killed for the animal fat used in cooking. So I’m launching an animal liposuction clinic for our vegetarian friends out there who still want that sweet sweet fat. Got a big fat hog or girthy duck? Bring it down and we’ll suck it dry!
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*influencer voice* I recently learned that animals are killed for the animal fat used in cooking. So I’m launching an animal liposuction clinic for our vegetarian friends out there who still want that sweet sweet fat. Got a big fat hog or girthy duck? Bring it down and we’ll suck it dry!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
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no good cat goes unpetted
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
no good cat goes unpetted
Stop trying to make clock tick happen. It’s not going to happen.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stop trying to make clock tick happen. It’s not going to happen.
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the gag that fiyero’s family never uses their castle becomes an entirely different joke once we see it is the most fully insane architectural space imaginable
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
the gag that fiyero’s family never uses their castle becomes an entirely different joke once we see it is the most fully insane architectural space imaginable
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Final Fantasy X (2001)
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Final Fantasy X (2001)
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3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
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Chicago: keep your whistles handy. They've slowed down and have less units cruising around, but they're not gone
Greg Bovino may have moved on to Charlotte, but federal immigration agents maintain a presence in the Chicago area.
Northwest Side Rapid Response has confirmed agents detained at least one person around 9:45 this morning off Kedzie and Wabansia.
Northwest Side Rapid Response has confirmed agents detained at least one person around 9:45 this morning off Kedzie and Wabansia.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chicago: keep your whistles handy. They've slowed down and have less units cruising around, but they're not gone
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SHE LOOKS 👀… like she could be your daughter 🤷♀️… like me 💃 before I got smarter 🤓 When I was flattered ☺️ to hear 👂 you say 🗣️ You’re so mature 👵 for your age 👶
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
SHE LOOKS 👀… like she could be your daughter 🤷♀️… like me 💃 before I got smarter 🤓 When I was flattered ☺️ to hear 👂 you say 🗣️ You’re so mature 👵 for your age 👶
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this is
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
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November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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this is
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy