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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
i think i’ve been watching too much broadcast television because i just invited my friends to play poker
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i think i’ve been watching too much broadcast television because i just invited my friends to play poker
omg i just watched problemista for the first time and it is such a perfect piece of magical realism. the whimsy! it reminded me of the first time i read gabriel garcia marquez. so good
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
omg i just watched problemista for the first time and it is such a perfect piece of magical realism. the whimsy! it reminded me of the first time i read gabriel garcia marquez. so good
better things is the song i use for my (non-apple) alarm so it throws off my top artist and song lol. but also it’s a bop so i don’t mind
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
better things is the song i use for my (non-apple) alarm so it throws off my top artist and song lol. but also it’s a bop so i don’t mind
i really need to do like 45 minutes of work but my body and brain will not cooperate. someone come slap me
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i really need to do like 45 minutes of work but my body and brain will not cooperate. someone come slap me
boycat is being a weirdo again. though to be fair i also love thighs so i he probably gets it from me
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
boycat is being a weirdo again. though to be fair i also love thighs so i he probably gets it from me
mine is all kpop girl groups so it’s gonna take like twenty minutes before it works its way back to me
Your spot*fy wrapped is your first afterlife blunt rotation
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
mine is all kpop girl groups so it’s gonna take like twenty minutes before it works its way back to me
i do love the gay hockey show bc it’s high time for american (canadian) fujoshi to come out of the closet
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i do love the gay hockey show bc it’s high time for american (canadian) fujoshi to come out of the closet
proudly wearing my kirkland signature jeans today
Costco has sued the Trump administration for a refund of the tariffs it has paid on imported goods, should the Supreme Court rule them illegal, becoming one of the largest companies to challenge President Trump’s sweeping levies in court.
Costco Sues Trump Administration for Refund of Tariffs
The retail giant is seeking to recover money it has paid this year, should the Supreme Court rule that President Trump’s implementation of tariffs was unlawful.
nyti.ms
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
proudly wearing my kirkland signature jeans today
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
i have never been responsible for starting discourse but it’s fun to imagine what it’d be about if i did. maybe something like “not all nudes are good nudes and some of you don’t seem to know the difference” but i’m just spitballing here
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i have never been responsible for starting discourse but it’s fun to imagine what it’d be about if i did. maybe something like “not all nudes are good nudes and some of you don’t seem to know the difference” but i’m just spitballing here
watching gremlins 2 don’t text
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
watching gremlins 2 don’t text
i love winter bc i get to be passive-aggressive at neighbors who don’t shovel. just saw someone walking into their building whose sidewalk wasn’t clear and was like “time to shovel! haha 😉” and they said something embarrassed back to me (no idea what bc i had headphones in but i could hear the tone)
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i love winter bc i get to be passive-aggressive at neighbors who don’t shovel. just saw someone walking into their building whose sidewalk wasn’t clear and was like “time to shovel! haha 😉” and they said something embarrassed back to me (no idea what bc i had headphones in but i could hear the tone)
ppl being mean to me 👉🏼👈🏼
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
ppl being mean to me 👉🏼👈🏼
very much alexander wept because there were no more worlds to conquer
black friday is not as fun when i own more than enough
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
very much alexander wept because there were no more worlds to conquer
black friday is not as fun when i own more than enough
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
black friday is not as fun when i own more than enough
no good cat goes unpetted
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
no good cat goes unpetted
just had a 945 am costco hotdog ama
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
just had a 945 am costco hotdog ama
i know that “psych” is correct but i still yearn to say it as “please say sike”—why does my body ache so
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i know that “psych” is correct but i still yearn to say it as “please say sike”—why does my body ache so
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i know that no one could possibly understand my emotional turmoil but i bought a pair of slippers from costco that were size 13-14 and they were a bit too large so i bought the pair that was 11-12 and they are
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i know that no one could possibly understand my emotional turmoil but i bought a pair of slippers from costco that were size 13-14 and they were a bit too large so i bought the pair that was 11-12 and they are
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽
it’s heated toilet seat season!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it’s heated toilet seat season!!!
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