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@bonmots.bsky.social
persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
what’d you decide on
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
what’d you decide on
no the current irs allows me to write this off as a deduction
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
no the current irs allows me to write this off as a deduction
and also the one “sport” i play is bowling???? i should maybe do drugs
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
and also the one “sport” i play is bowling???? i should maybe do drugs
i forgot your love of pink dick
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i forgot your love of pink dick
can’t believe it used to be pink
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
can’t believe it used to be pink
dropping weights on my head
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
dropping weights on my head
you love to be loud and wrong though
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
you love to be loud and wrong though
stop spiraling!!! you’ve been happy before and you’ll be happy again!!! give yourself some grace things suck right now but that’s ok
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
stop spiraling!!! you’ve been happy before and you’ll be happy again!!! give yourself some grace things suck right now but that’s ok
i dunno if you need to go to school to get your dick pierced
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i dunno if you need to go to school to get your dick pierced
how do you drink at the gay beach then??
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
how do you drink at the gay beach then??
you’ve lived so many lives
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
you’ve lived so many lives
but that means you’re closer to 40 than 20
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
but that means you’re closer to 40 than 20
great now i’m horny and have even less motivation to do work. y’all were supposed to be helping me
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
great now i’m horny and have even less motivation to do work. y’all were supposed to be helping me
i like where this is headed. can we all be naked during
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i like where this is headed. can we all be naked during