Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him) Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
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anthelonious.bsky.social
With astute answers like this, I totally see why folks are rallying around this guy 3 years ahead of the election.
anthelonious.bsky.social
The guy worth half a billion dollars on TV telling Americans they won't get paid if they object to a monarchy. Masterful comms strategy. Well played.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."
anthelonious.bsky.social
Ongoing authoritarian power grabs, cultural icons dying, lead in our protein...is this the darkest Locktober on record?
anthelonious.bsky.social
I'm enjoying it. It's way more focused than the last couple seasons; not a dozen stories all over the place. It definitely feels like they're stretching the story out a little too long, but I think it's also funnier so I don't mind.
anthelonious.bsky.social
"Only Murders In the Building" season 5 has to have one of the highest Oscar counts on TV. Meryl (3), Diane Wiest (2), Christoph Waltz (2), Renée Zellweger (2), Da'Vine Joy Randolph (1).

Do you think they all make fun of Steve Martin for only having an honorary Oscar?
anthelonious.bsky.social
The microplastics and protein-infused lead in my testicles:
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joshuaeaton.bsky.social
If you’re a man in the room and a public official says this about your female colleague, you don’t continue as if nothing happened.
atrupar.com
Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
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mattyost.bsky.social
“protein powders are laced with lead” and “young republicans love hitler” battling it out for biggest example of fork found in kitchen today
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
The RSPCA needs to take Gromit off Wallace. He's not a responsible owner. Dogs should not have access to contraptions.
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huffandstuff.bsky.social
Y’all better be leaving that Sphere empty af when she gets there.
anthelonious.bsky.social
Daisy Duck after graduating from The University of Chicago Law School:

‪Governor JB Pritzker‬
 ‪@govpritzker.illinois.gov‬
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I'm not afraid. Come and get me, Donald.

I will stand up for the law and the Constitution. That’s what we do in the State of Illinois.
anthelonious.bsky.social
Dressing for a Zoom call on laundry day.
Josh O'Connor in a GQ photo looking goofy as hell in a hounds tooth sweater, soccer scarf,  boxers crew socks, and loafers.
anthelonious.bsky.social
🙃 I remember seeing it in the theaters...which was surely just a few years ago.
anthelonious.bsky.social
Steve Martin looks the same...somehow.
anthelonious.bsky.social
George and Nina's baby in "Father of the Bride Part II" would turn 30 this year.
anthelonious.bsky.social
Will there still be Alternative Christmas features this year, too?
anthelonious.bsky.social
Plus, you can wear the same suit to be Riff Raff and Lydia Tár.
timmymetzner.bsky.social
they should do midnight showings of Tar with audience participation/shadow casts like Rocky Horror
anthelonious.bsky.social
That implies I only rewatch it once a year...👀
anthelonious.bsky.social
Time for my annual rewatch one of my favorite films of all time:
anthelonious.bsky.social
If anyone had even tagged me in a photo like this on Facebook in 2010, I would have simply walked into the sea.
anthelonious.bsky.social
Say what you want about the copy on the cover, but you will not convince me that this photo was chosen for flattery.
paleofuture.bsky.social
Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie
Time magazine cover featuring a photo of Trump from a dramatically low angle 

HIS
TRIUMPH
by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS