Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
"Now that Diane Ladd has died, none of the in-laws from 'Christmas Vacation' are alive anymore," I say flirtatiously to strangers at the bar.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Now that Diane Ladd has died, none of the in-laws from 'Christmas Vacation' are alive anymore," I say flirtatiously to strangers at the bar.
Might hire goats to clean up my beard while I sleep.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Might hire goats to clean up my beard while I sleep.
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That Paul McCartney went so far as to buy the rights to this documentary and take it out of circulation in favor of a separate “approved” documentary project just shows how intense that need for image management and control is, and ~that~ is why so many celebrity docs suck right now
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That Paul McCartney went so far as to buy the rights to this documentary and take it out of circulation in favor of a separate “approved” documentary project just shows how intense that need for image management and control is, and ~that~ is why so many celebrity docs suck right now
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
One of my favorite holiday activities is using Google's song search to see if the Hallmark Christmas movie songs are full length tunes or just 45-second fever dreams.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One of my favorite holiday activities is using Google's song search to see if the Hallmark Christmas movie songs are full length tunes or just 45-second fever dreams.
Or, and hear me out, if I go out of my way to see something in the theater it's probably 'cause I think I'll like it. And if I wait to see it at home it's because I think the odds of me liking it are lower...
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Or, and hear me out, if I go out of my way to see something in the theater it's probably 'cause I think I'll like it. And if I wait to see it at home it's because I think the odds of me liking it are lower...
'tis the season to remember:
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
'tis the season to remember:
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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The face of someone waiting silently, like a Seal Team 6 member, to make his move for Thanksgiving food.
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The face of someone waiting silently, like a Seal Team 6 member, to make his move for Thanksgiving food.
Spreading the rumor that John Williams got the idea for "Somewhere in My Memory" after a coming out of a k hole during a Fire Island white party on Memorial Day 1989.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Spreading the rumor that John Williams got the idea for "Somewhere in My Memory" after a coming out of a k hole during a Fire Island white party on Memorial Day 1989.
This should've been in the "And Just Like That" finale:
at thanksgiving, being urged to explain what felching is
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This should've been in the "And Just Like That" finale:
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alana haim in “one battle after another”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
alana haim in “one battle after another”
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What happens when you pick an American Pope: he builds an entire international trip around a Thanksgiving Turkey pun
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What happens when you pick an American Pope: he builds an entire international trip around a Thanksgiving Turkey pun
We're long overdue for the first Hallmark Christmas movie with full frontal nudity.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We're long overdue for the first Hallmark Christmas movie with full frontal nudity.
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
Just shut up, George Bailey. jfc
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just shut up, George Bailey. jfc
Honestly, every depiction I've ever seen of Tiny Tim has me rooting for his death.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Honestly, every depiction I've ever seen of Tiny Tim has me rooting for his death.
Whoever's running the Focus Features youtube account knows that gays home for Thanksgiving need this.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whoever's running the Focus Features youtube account knows that gays home for Thanksgiving need this.
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I hope my whole family is ready for me to deliver a power point presentation on the Lizza/Nuzzi situation at Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hope my whole family is ready for me to deliver a power point presentation on the Lizza/Nuzzi situation at Thanksgiving.
Have I liked either of the first two Knives Out films? No.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Have I liked either of the first two Knives Out films? No.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
I'm going to confuse my entire family by only buying them Hamnet gifts for Christmas.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm going to confuse my entire family by only buying them Hamnet gifts for Christmas.
www.focusfeatures.com/shop?film=Ha...
www.focusfeatures.com/shop?film=Ha...
The next time a co-workers says, "I asked ChatGPT" I'm going to say, "OK, have fun burning in Hell."
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The next time a co-workers says, "I asked ChatGPT" I'm going to say, "OK, have fun burning in Hell."
The only time I ever see ads is when watching TV while visiting my folks during the holidays. We basically watch cheesy Christmas movies and sitcom reruns. 75% of ads are "You're about to die so here's how to be less of a burden." The other 25% are "Buy into this scam."
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The only time I ever see ads is when watching TV while visiting my folks during the holidays. We basically watch cheesy Christmas movies and sitcom reruns. 75% of ads are "You're about to die so here's how to be less of a burden." The other 25% are "Buy into this scam."
I'm not as high on this movie as others are*, but Wagner Moura is fantastic and might be my favorite actor of the year.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
"Once in a while, you see a movie that doesn’t feel made, but extracted from a dreaming mind. It won’t go to you and hand over its meanings. You have to go to it." I reviewed The Secret Agent, my favorite film of 2025. Haunting, beautiful, profound. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...
The Secret Agent movie review (2025) | Roger Ebert
This is one of the year’s best films, and one of the most distinctive.
www.rogerebert.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm not as high on this movie as others are*, but Wagner Moura is fantastic and might be my favorite actor of the year.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer