Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
'tis the season to remember:
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
'tis the season to remember:
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
I'll knock his ass to the ground. No question.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'll knock his ass to the ground. No question.
Whoever's running the Focus Features youtube account knows that gays home for Thanksgiving need this.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whoever's running the Focus Features youtube account knows that gays home for Thanksgiving need this.
Clinking my fork against a glass at Thanksgiving to announce this to my family:
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Clinking my fork against a glass at Thanksgiving to announce this to my family:
How gay boys feel when they select Princess Peach in Mario Kart.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
How gay boys feel when they select Princess Peach in Mario Kart.
Friday flashback: Remember this?
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Friday flashback: Remember this?
JD realizing Trump will save Mamdani instead of him during the next insurrection.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
JD realizing Trump will save Mamdani instead of him during the next insurrection.
I knew this day would come.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I knew this day would come.
This week's theme: How many combinations of white couples can we pair together?
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This week's theme: How many combinations of white couples can we pair together?
Good news (for now) and cannot wait to see what chaos ensues.
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Good news (for now) and cannot wait to see what chaos ensues.
When a guy on Scruff sends you a nude but you can't stop looking at his cat in the background.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When a guy on Scruff sends you a nude but you can't stop looking at his cat in the background.
Wait, can I change my confirmation name to Lydia Tár now?
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Wait, can I change my confirmation name to Lydia Tár now?
"The Morning Show" somehow looks extremely expensive and extremely low budget at the same time.
And the amount of face smoothing tech being used is something...
And the amount of face smoothing tech being used is something...
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"The Morning Show" somehow looks extremely expensive and extremely low budget at the same time.
And the amount of face smoothing tech being used is something...
And the amount of face smoothing tech being used is something...
Kinda funny to pause Hallmark's "Christmas Above the Clouds," an modern telling of A Christmas Carol, to go see "Die My Love" and spot the same actor in both films...who was also in "Final Destination: Bloodlines." What can't Gabrielle Rose do?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Kinda funny to pause Hallmark's "Christmas Above the Clouds," an modern telling of A Christmas Carol, to go see "Die My Love" and spot the same actor in both films...who was also in "Final Destination: Bloodlines." What can't Gabrielle Rose do?!
[trying to remain coherent while calling my senators]
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[trying to remain coherent while calling my senators]
What if Robyn is just going to announce a collab with Bausch & Lomb or Zenni?
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What if Robyn is just going to announce a collab with Bausch & Lomb or Zenni?
"And we WILL get Amy Adams an Oscar."
[crowd begins chanting "AMPAS! AMPAS!"]
[crowd begins chanting "AMPAS! AMPAS!"]
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"And we WILL get Amy Adams an Oscar."
[crowd begins chanting "AMPAS! AMPAS!"]
[crowd begins chanting "AMPAS! AMPAS!"]
Schumer calling to congratulate Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Schumer calling to congratulate Mamdani
Me walking to the Jewel tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me walking to the Jewel tomorrow
Comedy film vampires, however...
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Comedy film vampires, however...