Chocolate Giddy-Up’s Cousin
@jocklaflair.bsky.social
I told myself that God put together a perfectly unique human being. I think he agrees. IG jack_eclectic
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Since you left me for Bluer Skies, my TL hasn’t been the same without you. Now that you’re my X, you’re skeeting with someone else. I hope we can thread the needle again one day. I miss you. Tell your momma I said I miss her stories.
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Conservatives after I enjoy anything in life.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Conservatives after I enjoy anything in life.
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the structural failure and physics required to even make this angle possible is why this is the ugliest stupidest most murderous car ever made
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the structural failure and physics required to even make this angle possible is why this is the ugliest stupidest most murderous car ever made
Do not answer this. Your black ass will be sitting on the porch for thanksgiving. 😂
This is a safe space I promise…., What Black Classic movie you haven’t seen?
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Do not answer this. Your black ass will be sitting on the porch for thanksgiving. 😂
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“Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden.”
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden.”
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That clam huh?
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That clam huh?
Easily one of the MVP’s of the meats that day. Get some in your veins.
If you haven't had any fried turkey, try to get some on ya plate tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Easily one of the MVP’s of the meats that day. Get some in your veins.
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If you haven't had any fried turkey, try to get some on ya plate tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you haven't had any fried turkey, try to get some on ya plate tomorrow.
I hope everyone that’s getting together tomorrow has a great time except for the nigga that thinks like Juelz Santana. “Read” those niggas for filth.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I hope everyone that’s getting together tomorrow has a great time except for the nigga that thinks like Juelz Santana. “Read” those niggas for filth.
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I’m not perfect but I’m genuine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I’m not perfect but I’m genuine.
🗣️Ain’t nobody at work! Send me home! 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🗣️Ain’t nobody at work! Send me home! 😂
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
If you like that woman, play this for her and walk up behind her (if y’all are on that level). Butter soaked biscuits.
Kiss Me On My Neck by Erykah Badu on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 5:34
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you like that woman, play this for her and walk up behind her (if y’all are on that level). Butter soaked biscuits.
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Jazz Fusion is one of my new music favorite genres.
Kyoto Jazz Massive Essentials on Apple Music
Playlist · 21 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Jazz Fusion is one of my new music favorite genres.
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You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
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Talk about your fears, stop fighting about going to therapy, and panic attacks ain’t no hoe.
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Talk about your fears, stop fighting about going to therapy, and panic attacks ain’t no hoe.
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goddammit. antivaxxers are killing babies, so many babies.
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough.
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
goddammit. antivaxxers are killing babies, so many babies.
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He's gonna have start buying his coke again instead of shopping in the evidence room
BREAKING
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
He's gonna have start buying his coke again instead of shopping in the evidence room