First Mate Obvious
@jmichaelmorris.bsky.social
The worst person on the entire internet - Elon Musk
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Why can’t you useless idiots keep the playbook secret. Signal channel infiltration?!? Maybe capitalists are right about us.
January 25, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Why can’t you useless idiots keep the playbook secret. Signal channel infiltration?!? Maybe capitalists are right about us.
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Leftist dating advice: go on HRT it makes you hotter
I once went to an anarchist speed dating event. Not enough people showed up so we all just got really drunk in a basement instead. My friend took a bunch of the free condoms and later that night slept with my brother's housemate after we crashed his party with a load of anarchos. Does this count?
“The left needs to give men dating advice” is such a stupid and unserious take and I keep seeing it everywhere. it’s just another version of the “male loneliness epidemic” discourse
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Leftist dating advice: go on HRT it makes you hotter
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Happy birthday, Denzel Washington
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy birthday, Denzel Washington
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Ron Johnson: "Understand, Somalis have just been in this country a few years. They're amateurs when it comes to fleecing the federal government."
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ron Johnson: "Understand, Somalis have just been in this country a few years. They're amateurs when it comes to fleecing the federal government."
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Hero was shot after he disarmed gunman.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hero was shot after he disarmed gunman.
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Actually! She is glad I'm IN the house and not getting covid. It's a WFH job, which was really crucial.
I nearly died the first time.
I nearly died the first time.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Actually! She is glad I'm IN the house and not getting covid. It's a WFH job, which was really crucial.
I nearly died the first time.
I nearly died the first time.
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"In the end, I feel more traumatised by the police than by the assault. Which is ridiculous. Everything they did, they did wrong.”
Revealed: scale of rape cases resulting in no further action
Revealed: Majority of rape allegations in England and Wales are closed due to lack of ‘evidence’ or ‘public interest’
www.opendemocracy.net
December 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"In the end, I feel more traumatised by the police than by the assault. Which is ridiculous. Everything they did, they did wrong.”
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I regret to inform you that a woman cannot have a different opinion on sports without being laughed at. No different than twitter. Smdh.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I regret to inform you that a woman cannot have a different opinion on sports without being laughed at. No different than twitter. Smdh.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Shoppers spent $1 billion more online shopping on Black Friday this year compared to 2024.
Black Friday Online Sales Up Nearly 10% From Last Year, Study Shows
Shoppers spent $1 billion more online shopping on Black Friday this year compared to 2024.
www.forbes.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shoppers spent $1 billion more online shopping on Black Friday this year compared to 2024.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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The only thing I have in common with super rich ppl is the desire to shoot myself into space
April 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The only thing I have in common with super rich ppl is the desire to shoot myself into space
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It was all for nothing.
Corporate donors won out.
It’s obvious. It’s infighting & disgusting.
I no longer will be a democrat.
Schumer needs to go but it doesn’t matter anymore to me.
Corporate donors won out.
It’s obvious. It’s infighting & disgusting.
I no longer will be a democrat.
Schumer needs to go but it doesn’t matter anymore to me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It was all for nothing.
Corporate donors won out.
It’s obvious. It’s infighting & disgusting.
I no longer will be a democrat.
Schumer needs to go but it doesn’t matter anymore to me.
Corporate donors won out.
It’s obvious. It’s infighting & disgusting.
I no longer will be a democrat.
Schumer needs to go but it doesn’t matter anymore to me.
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No one better at this than @amandalitman.bsky.social and her team.
Tap into the anger and run for office. Build the bench to replace the spineless fucks who betrayed us tonight.
Tap into the anger and run for office. Build the bench to replace the spineless fucks who betrayed us tonight.
Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
Run for Something
Find offices you can run for
runforwhat.net
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
No one better at this than @amandalitman.bsky.social and her team.
Tap into the anger and run for office. Build the bench to replace the spineless fucks who betrayed us tonight.
Tap into the anger and run for office. Build the bench to replace the spineless fucks who betrayed us tonight.
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A select few Democrats are will be voting against the public interest.
They will be effectively killing ACA. They will be denying millions coverage. They will be increasing long term costs.
And why?
Because they don't actually care.
They will be effectively killing ACA. They will be denying millions coverage. They will be increasing long term costs.
And why?
Because they don't actually care.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A select few Democrats are will be voting against the public interest.
They will be effectively killing ACA. They will be denying millions coverage. They will be increasing long term costs.
And why?
Because they don't actually care.
They will be effectively killing ACA. They will be denying millions coverage. They will be increasing long term costs.
And why?
Because they don't actually care.
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Windmill silhouetted against moonlight. By Aert van der Neer at the end of his day. Good night.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Windmill silhouetted against moonlight. By Aert van der Neer at the end of his day. Good night.
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A designer fills his 700-square-foot railroad in the West Village with antique finds from his travels.
Indiana Jones of Perry Street
A designer fills his 700-square-foot railroad in the West Village with antique finds from his travels.
www.curbed.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A designer fills his 700-square-foot railroad in the West Village with antique finds from his travels.
The debt we owe to Obama and his 3 terms is so much greater than any accusations.
July 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The debt we owe to Obama and his 3 terms is so much greater than any accusations.
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Do not let up on this Epstein list not only because orange dude is on it, but because anyone on it is a predator and those victims still deserve justice.
July 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Do not let up on this Epstein list not only because orange dude is on it, but because anyone on it is a predator and those victims still deserve justice.
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A) this is big
B) how can Cuomo stay in if the governor and the senior senator are doing this?
C) this is a long way of saying, "please don't primary me!!!!"
B) how can Cuomo stay in if the governor and the senior senator are doing this?
C) this is a long way of saying, "please don't primary me!!!!"
June 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A) this is big
B) how can Cuomo stay in if the governor and the senior senator are doing this?
C) this is a long way of saying, "please don't primary me!!!!"
B) how can Cuomo stay in if the governor and the senior senator are doing this?
C) this is a long way of saying, "please don't primary me!!!!"
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“This is an arrow that’s pointing to you and dad.”
“Oh wow, those are really good arrows, bud.”
“Thanks. I learned them from the streets.”
“The streets??? What streets???”
“They have arrows in parking lots and stuff.”
“Ohhhhhh! Yup, they sure do.”
“Oh wow, those are really good arrows, bud.”
“Thanks. I learned them from the streets.”
“The streets??? What streets???”
“They have arrows in parking lots and stuff.”
“Ohhhhhh! Yup, they sure do.”
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“This is an arrow that’s pointing to you and dad.”
“Oh wow, those are really good arrows, bud.”
“Thanks. I learned them from the streets.”
“The streets??? What streets???”
“They have arrows in parking lots and stuff.”
“Ohhhhhh! Yup, they sure do.”
“Oh wow, those are really good arrows, bud.”
“Thanks. I learned them from the streets.”
“The streets??? What streets???”
“They have arrows in parking lots and stuff.”
“Ohhhhhh! Yup, they sure do.”
Maybe the real reason Trump bombed Iran is to divide Democrats?
June 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Maybe the real reason Trump bombed Iran is to divide Democrats?