Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
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Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I’m making another bad decision, and I need your help!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
Hell yeah! I appreciate Going Over Our Freds for asking me to do another jingle! Check it out!
New season of @goofpodcast.bsky.social with special holiday theme by @jmaq.bsky.social !!
www.buzzsprout.com/2155545/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2155545/epis...
Star Hunter - Going Over Our Freds
Hey everybody! It’s our Christmas in Space season!
www.buzzsprout.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hell yeah! I appreciate Going Over Our Freds for asking me to do another jingle! Check it out!
It’s always a good day to see how much worse I am at Battletoads than I used to be!
NES and GameBoy Classics added to NSO:
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s always a good day to see how much worse I am at Battletoads than I used to be!
If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’ve given up on ever being able to afford tickets, so my only hope is to get nerd famous one day so I can go as a performer/celebrity.
The wait is over! Booking for JoCo Cruise 2027 is now live. Our mailing list got first crack at it - and cabins are already selling almost as fast as JoCo Cruise 2026... which sold out! Find out why 3k people love our "Summer Camp at Sea." Visit jococruise.com to get started!
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’ve given up on ever being able to afford tickets, so my only hope is to get nerd famous one day so I can go as a performer/celebrity.
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
Related work being done today on the MackBook…
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Related work being done today on the MackBook…
“Everyone’s watching the pre-show that has matches so we can get away with showing Whang on Zero Hour.”
so happy seeing this dude on AEW Full Gear Zero Hour and instantly saying "shit" and "well i'm pretty sure no-one will be put in a jar this evening"
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Everyone’s watching the pre-show that has matches so we can get away with showing Whang on Zero Hour.”
These are absolutely stunning, and I really should squeeze my budget elsewhere so I can buy one.
Wrestler drawings! Still available! I don’t do them frequently but they’re still very much A Thing 🤼
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
These are absolutely stunning, and I really should squeeze my budget elsewhere so I can buy one.
If you build your base on creating a sense of good vibes and moral superiority, the house comes down hard and fast when that foundation gets cracked.
This is a wrestling tweet. I’m looking at you, Chikara. You broke my heart.
This is a wrestling tweet. I’m looking at you, Chikara. You broke my heart.
truly impressive how much Target’s success relied on Woke
turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
Target makes bold changes to keep customers from fleeing stores
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you build your base on creating a sense of good vibes and moral superiority, the house comes down hard and fast when that foundation gets cracked.
This is a wrestling tweet. I’m looking at you, Chikara. You broke my heart.
This is a wrestling tweet. I’m looking at you, Chikara. You broke my heart.
If you have Full Gear in Newark, ehhhhhhhhhhhhh you’re gonna get some world title changes. 🤼♂️
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you have Full Gear in Newark, ehhhhhhhhhhhhh you’re gonna get some world title changes. 🤼♂️
DG’s in the match. Cue the stapler. #AEWFullGear 🤼♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
DG’s in the match. Cue the stapler. #AEWFullGear 🤼♂️
Trent died two years ago, but his ghost still roams this very ring to protect us from the Rizzler. 🤼♂️
i love you gregory trent beretta marasciulo why are you taking bumps in a cast
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Trent died two years ago, but his ghost still roams this very ring to protect us from the Rizzler. 🤼♂️
I won a centerpiece at bingo.
…
Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
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Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I won a centerpiece at bingo.
…
Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
…
Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
In Marjorie The Gathering, the only deck archetype is mono-white.
So long and farewell to you, Rep. Marjorie The Gathering.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
In Marjorie The Gathering, the only deck archetype is mono-white.
Bloomburronetta
Zoopunk | Reveal Trailer
Full Video ▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7z6...
▪️The next game from TiGames, coming to PS5, Xbox, and PC
Action combat with 'distinct' fighting styles inspired by animal traits
▪️Set decades before the events of FIST: Forged in Shadow Torch
▪️Multiple playable characters
Full Video ▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7z6...
▪️The next game from TiGames, coming to PS5, Xbox, and PC
Action combat with 'distinct' fighting styles inspired by animal traits
▪️Set decades before the events of FIST: Forged in Shadow Torch
▪️Multiple playable characters
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Bloomburronetta
An ant can fall from any height and live. It can survive the short distance at which it reaches terminal velocity, and since it can never fall any faster it can’t die from gravity alone.
Also Stephanie McMahon is an anagram for The Macho Man Penis.
Also Stephanie McMahon is an anagram for The Macho Man Penis.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
An ant can fall from any height and live. It can survive the short distance at which it reaches terminal velocity, and since it can never fall any faster it can’t die from gravity alone.
Also Stephanie McMahon is an anagram for The Macho Man Penis.
Also Stephanie McMahon is an anagram for The Macho Man Penis.
“Spiderfly” Jimmy Snuka leaping through the window of the George Washington Motor Lodge.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“Spiderfly” Jimmy Snuka leaping through the window of the George Washington Motor Lodge.
I just saw a YouTube video called I Grew Hair On My Meat, And Here’s Why I’d Do It Again. I could not click away fast enough, but now every bit of it is gnawing at my brain.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I just saw a YouTube video called I Grew Hair On My Meat, And Here’s Why I’d Do It Again. I could not click away fast enough, but now every bit of it is gnawing at my brain.
SKY BELDAR is a hell of a name.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
SKY BELDAR is a hell of a name.
Happy Monday! Here’s a dumb little video for @maffewgregg.bsky.social.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Monday! Here’s a dumb little video for @maffewgregg.bsky.social.