Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
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Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I’m making another bad decision, and I need your help!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
Frick. The last two Philly Taskmaster tickets sold out as I was trying to buy them.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Frick. The last two Philly Taskmaster tickets sold out as I was trying to buy them.
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have a hardcore holly christmas
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
have a hardcore holly christmas
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
Everyone I know
Goes away
Even Sven
Goes away
Even Sven
In the song “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, further popularized by Johnny Cash, do they sing:
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Everyone I know
Goes away
Even Sven
Goes away
Even Sven
Oh right, I knew I forgot to do something.
THESE ARE ALL INADEQUATE ISSUE 7. HOPEFULLY COMING IN 2026.
THESE ARE ALL INADEQUATE ISSUE 7. HOPEFULLY COMING IN 2026.
y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh right, I knew I forgot to do something.
THESE ARE ALL INADEQUATE ISSUE 7. HOPEFULLY COMING IN 2026.
THESE ARE ALL INADEQUATE ISSUE 7. HOPEFULLY COMING IN 2026.
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Just iconic, S-tier, immortal stuff. youtu.be/CdfMh8QgJjA
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just iconic, S-tier, immortal stuff. youtu.be/CdfMh8QgJjA
I’ve already got like eight things I have to do this weekend, but now I have nine.
Early playtest, baybee!
Early playtest, baybee!
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’ve already got like eight things I have to do this weekend, but now I have nine.
Early playtest, baybee!
Early playtest, baybee!
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Eating the pizzussy like
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Eating the pizzussy like
E EQUALS SQUARE CUM
SCIENCE AND THE UNIVERSE SOLVED
SCIENCE AND THE UNIVERSE SOLVED
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
E EQUALS SQUARE CUM
SCIENCE AND THE UNIVERSE SOLVED
SCIENCE AND THE UNIVERSE SOLVED
Anyone love me enough to buy me a Booger? I am still seeing God in his eyes and I never want it to end.
Just added all these drawings to my website, yellow rabbit, flow monkey, Bastion Booger and Ox Baker. First two in
Here: www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...
And the wrestler 🤼 ones here: www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
Thank you for looking. Do look!
Here: www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...
And the wrestler 🤼 ones here: www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
Thank you for looking. Do look!
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Anyone love me enough to buy me a Booger? I am still seeing God in his eyes and I never want it to end.
I don’t care if Alex Horne won’t see it here…if anyone deserves to hear my wife’s wonderful Christmas Cracker joke it’s the sickos on Bluesky.
#TMDay4
#TMDay4
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don’t care if Alex Horne won’t see it here…if anyone deserves to hear my wife’s wonderful Christmas Cracker joke it’s the sickos on Bluesky.
#TMDay4
#TMDay4
Indeed, that’s how I dance.
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Indeed, that’s how I dance.
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
Oh, probably should have self-promoted this at some point but the full song is starting to hit streaming sites. Check it out! It’s way less catchy and waaaaay more depressing!
It took me so long to realize these cutouts weren’t Trump and the dry wife guy.
I'm at Merry Murdoch Mysteries in Concert with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra! just hanging out with some close personal friends
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It took me so long to realize these cutouts weren’t Trump and the dry wife guy.
I’m not going to lie, a lot of this sucked but it would have been revolutionary for US TV in 1989 and 8yo me would have watched the hell out of it every week.
I was gonna go to bed but the pilot episode of the American version of The Young Ones is on archive dot org...
archive.org/details/oh-n...
archive.org/details/oh-n...
Oh No, Not Them! - The Unaired US Version Of The Young Ones 1989 : David Mirkin : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Provided by: bobob1928Video size: 768x576FPS: 25Run Time: 00:29:20Medium Type: VHS This got out pretty quick, not my rip, I'll update once I get details. This...
archive.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m not going to lie, a lot of this sucked but it would have been revolutionary for US TV in 1989 and 8yo me would have watched the hell out of it every week.
These puzzles rule. After you build it the sections slide apart and there’s another envelope of pieces that build the secret center of the *real* picture. Just a wonderful bit of joy for $12.49.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
These puzzles rule. After you build it the sections slide apart and there’s another envelope of pieces that build the secret center of the *real* picture. Just a wonderful bit of joy for $12.49.
I literally became entranced for a solid thirty seconds, drawn into his ethereal folds and child-like innocence.
So many things and people to draw. And somehow I ended up drawing Bastion Booger. I think out of a sort of defiance against logic 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I literally became entranced for a solid thirty seconds, drawn into his ethereal folds and child-like innocence.
This is my first time catching this design, but it absolutely fucks.
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
They say don't meet your heroes but how else was I getting my hands on this shirt from the Creeps feat. Sanrio's seldom seen mascot?
Keep on creepin on @irvingwestphd.bsky.social and @andeyripley.bsky.social
Keep on creepin on @irvingwestphd.bsky.social and @andeyripley.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is my first time catching this design, but it absolutely fucks.
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
Hey @thelvac.bsky.social, please book Creeps for Holiday Hangout so I can buy this thing!
My face when I’m about to give my action figure of myself a big wet kiss on the butt, while the Paul Heyman homunculus I created through the unholy power of the dark arts, who is *not* an action figure but is the *size* of my action figures, prays for it to happen.
WWE 2K25 (Switch 2 code in a box/PS5/Xbox) is $15 on Amazon buff.ly/JTsX4b5
Walmart buff.ly/XzqvLs4 #ad
Walmart buff.ly/XzqvLs4 #ad
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My face when I’m about to give my action figure of myself a big wet kiss on the butt, while the Paul Heyman homunculus I created through the unholy power of the dark arts, who is *not* an action figure but is the *size* of my action figures, prays for it to happen.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Love to see famous people get slightly mauled for my amusement.
this sunday we’ll be watching wrestling on the stream until 9pm, when we’ll be watching the 1981 film ROAR. one of the craziest films ever made
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Love to see famous people get slightly mauled for my amusement.
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gobble gobble baybeee
November 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
gobble gobble baybeee
I’m looking forward to watching the parade in like thirty years so I can see musicians who are popular now. A fifty year old Olivia Rodrigo singing Drivers License on the Colgate Whitening float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m looking forward to watching the parade in like thirty years so I can see musicians who are popular now. A fifty year old Olivia Rodrigo singing Drivers License on the Colgate Whitening float.
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 🤼♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 🤼♂️
This is all trash, but at least I’ve got a gift for someone I hate this year!
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is all trash, but at least I’ve got a gift for someone I hate this year!