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Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.

he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙

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Twitter is a vibe, not a place. This place is Twitter now. When Bluesky inevitably slides into hell to appease shareholders or whatever, someone will make a new Twitter and we’ll meet up there.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I got reasonably good (one time I almost beat it without continuing!), but I’m pretty sure I’d just get stuck on the Turbo Tunnel like everybody else if I tried again now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BOUGHT ME A DOORBUSTER
AH HA HA HO
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was able to do that fun thing where I kept the tab open and tried again every so often, and it finally went through after like an hour.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gonna have to fire up a CONTINENTAL ASS graphic to keep in my back pocket just in case Mark Davis’ legendary dumper makes it in at some point.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hoping that AEW is around long enough to finally hit a crap year for the C2 so I can bust this out and mean it.

Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼‍♂️
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
11 minutes is the correct length for a TV show.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I made that one into a puzzle for my wife.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And the all-timer:
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hell yeah, always down to share dog pics.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
FUCK YOU BART HARLEY JARVIS!!

The only thing worse than a baby is a baby who’s also a nepo baby.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I feel the same way about Hate the Villanelle, which is explicitly about how awkward it is to write a villanelle and highlights it with the masterpiece line “Curses, these verses are my prison cell”. I want to write that song so bad, but they beat me to it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I should also see if she would be willing to take a commission to add another brilliant piece to my Gar Fieldi collection.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As an aside, I’ve decided to embrace the idea that Twitter was a state of mind and now that X has moved on and embraced hell our current Twitter is called Bluesky.

At least until the base built on creating a sense of good vibes and moral superiority breaks apart. A fragile thing, being better.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM