Twitter is a vibe, not a place. This place is Twitter now. When Bluesky inevitably slides into hell to appease shareholders or whatever, someone will make a new Twitter and we’ll meet up there.

I got reasonably good (one time I almost beat it without continuing!), but I’m pretty sure I’d just get stuck on the Turbo Tunnel like everybody else if I tried again now.

BOUGHT ME A DOORBUSTER
AH HA HA HO

I was able to do that fun thing where I kept the tab open and tried again every so often, and it finally went through after like an hour.

Gonna have to fire up a CONTINENTAL ASS graphic to keep in my back pocket just in case Mark Davis’ legendary dumper makes it in at some point.

Hoping that AEW is around long enough to finally hit a crap year for the C2 so I can bust this out and mean it.

Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼‍♂️

11 minutes is the correct length for a TV show.

I made that one into a puzzle for my wife.

And the all-timer:

Hell yeah, always down to share dog pics.

FUCK YOU BART HARLEY JARVIS!!

The only thing worse than a baby is a baby who’s also a nepo baby.

AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts

I feel the same way about Hate the Villanelle, which is explicitly about how awkward it is to write a villanelle and highlights it with the masterpiece line “Curses, these verses are my prison cell”. I want to write that song so bad, but they beat me to it.

I should also see if she would be willing to take a commission to add another brilliant piece to my Gar Fieldi collection.

As an aside, I’ve decided to embrace the idea that Twitter was a state of mind and now that X has moved on and embraced hell our current Twitter is called Bluesky.

At least until the base built on creating a sense of good vibes and moral superiority breaks apart. A fragile thing, being better.