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Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
170 followers 250 following 1.9K posts
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.

he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙

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If you have any interest in getting some pixel art done, I can confirm that @mona2.bsky.social is a hot bargain. #GarFieldi
A 128x128 picture of an old-school Garfield with Guy Fieri’s hair, beard, and shades in front of a pink backdrop There is a delicious, steaming cheeseburger in front of him with cheese oozing down onto the plate An unseen voice is screaming “FLAVORTOWN!!” from off-panel
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Oh no.

🤼‍♂️

#Deuandrasky
Kyle Fletcher wearing weird glasses with eyes on them Deuandra wearing weird glasses with eyes on them
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Hoping that AEW is around long enough to finally hit a crap year for the C2 so I can bust this out and mean it.

Guess I’ll have to settle for a tournament with 100% banger potential this year. 🤼‍♂️
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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🤼‍♂️
AEW Continental Classic logo 2001 A Space Odyssey guy with the text MY GOD… ITS FULL OF STARS
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I made that one into a puzzle for my wife.
Same picture from the last tweet, but on a puzzle box Part of Frank’s dumb face in puzzle pieces
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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And the all-timer:
Frank dangling from one of Jesse’s arms and making the goofiest face
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Hell yeah, always down to share dog pics.
François Baguette, a French bulldog in a plastic cone because he keeps biting his paws His lip is stuck on his teeth and it’s making him make a weird face Also he has a weird face Beatrice, a rescued pitbull mix who has fallen asleep with her head hanging off the couch and her lip smushed up Bea on her side, looking like the hog log that she is Frankie Bags sleeping on his back like a sweet little angel
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Related work being done today on the MackBook…
A GarageBand project entitled Alone (Christmas in Space)
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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DG’s in the match. Cue the stapler. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Stoobahank
I put an Ed Hardy shirt and a soul patch on Hank Hill, even though this probably is more of a generic numetal thing and probably isn’t representative of Hoobastank
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I won a centerpiece at bingo.

…

Anyone have a holiday deathmatch coming up next month?
A Christmas tree made by gluing small Christmas balls to a plank of wood It is begging to be smashed over someone’s head
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Stop by a Buc-ees and pick up a bedazzled cow skull while you’re down there! As a treat!
A cow skull adorned with coral-pink sparkles It costs 390 dollars
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Hell yeah I have.
A mural highlight of a man playing piano while the Hot Dog King sings next to him, but their facial expressions look like there’s some sex stuff going on
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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At some point I started calling him Mr. Baby Man. I don’t know where it came from and I don’t think I can stop it.
A French bulldog/stinky gremlin named François Baguette peering over his shoulder and peering up at me with his funky, mismatched eyes
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Closer to Christmas feels better, even if it’s harder to find the time to watch.

Also, I hope we get to have a Deuandra Christmas. I’ve been really good all year, I deserve it!
The poster for A Larceny Christmas, with a grid showing almost every single person who appears in the movie A woman with a guitar greenscreened between two Christmas trees A policeman driving past a festive decorated lawn The image is showing through his side mirror, because it’s greenscreen A man in a red hat making a sassy face in the back seat of a van He is greenscreened in at the wrong size and looks to be the size of a child
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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When you hate it and leave and then have to dedicate a whole search to find the video again…that’s good clickbait.
A YouTube thumbnail with a piece of raw meat, a white furry mass, and an arrow pointing from the former to the latter The video is called I Grew Hair on My Meat... Here's Why I'd Do It Again, and it was uploaded by truongsauce The video is 10:49 long
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Happy Monday! Here’s a dumb little video for @maffewgregg.bsky.social.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This guy was hidden in my lands in an earthbending jumpstart pack, and I have to believe that’s a flavorful easter egg and not a production mishap.
A Magic: The Gathering card featuring a picture of a guy in a cave moving rocks with earthbending, and the following text: Haru, Hidden Talent 1G Legendary Creature - Human Peasant Ally Whenever anocher Ally you control enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Pur a +1/+1 counter on ir. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the batlefield tapped.) Haru hid his incredible earthbending abilities out of fear of punishment from the Fire Nation. 1/1
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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My mom’s old-enough-to-have-been-typed-out-on-a-word-processor zucchini bread recipe. One of the few things I’ve baked myself, and it was incredible even when I did it. Moist, delicious, transcendent sweetness.
ZUCCHINI BREAD 3 EGGS 3/4 CUP OIL 2 CUPS SUGAR 2 CUPS GRATED RAW ZUCCH. (DON'T PEEL) 2 CUPS FLOUR 2 TSP. BAKING SODA 1/4 TSP. BAKING POWDER 3 TSP. CINNAMON 1 TSP. VANILLA 1 CUP CHOPPED NUTS ____BLEND OIL, SUGAR, EGGS. ADD ZUCCHINI. SIFT DRY INGREDIENTS & ADD. ADD NUTS & VANILLA. BAKE 350 FOR 1 HR. MAKES 2 LOAVES. DO NOT GREASE PANS.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A splay of drafted Avatar Magic cards at a prerelease event A still of the singer from K’s Choice video for Not An Addict, with the text “It’s not a habit, it’s cool, I feel alive”
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I don’t know who this is for. Sometimes I just make videos so maybe I can pass the dumb idea in my head to someone else like a mind virus, and I can live in peace.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Probably never going to watch the show, but @electrolemon.bsky.social sure did make me love it in the strangest little way possible.
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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In case of fire, Roger Rabbit away from the flames.
A placard that states “IN CASE OF FIRE USE STAIRS DO NOT USE ELEVATOR” There is a picture of a stick figure on a staircase with fire at the top, and the limb placement is such that it looks like the stick figure is doing a dance known as the Roger Rabbit
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Took me a moment to pinpoint the vibe, but I figured it out.
The weird little demon baby thing from Bendis and Maleev’s Decalogue arc on their run of Daredevil
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM