Justin
@jlaff.bsky.social
I love baseball, writing and not using the Oxford comma. He/him.
Since she got in last night, my mom has been deadnaming my cousin who is transitioning. That’ll be a fun conversation soon. 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Since she got in last night, my mom has been deadnaming my cousin who is transitioning. That’ll be a fun conversation soon. 🙃
Can I live in the alternate timeline where Gore wins in 2000 and Trump is just the shitbag who owns, like, the New York Jets?
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can I live in the alternate timeline where Gore wins in 2000 and Trump is just the shitbag who owns, like, the New York Jets?
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
As someone who lives in Vegas because I got priced out of the Bay Area and San Diego… no. I’d move back to the Bay yesterday if I could afford a similar house that’s not in, like, Turlock.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As someone who lives in Vegas because I got priced out of the Bay Area and San Diego… no. I’d move back to the Bay yesterday if I could afford a similar house that’s not in, like, Turlock.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
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Tapping the sign again
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tapping the sign again
It would be awesome if the Cowboys win on an Aubrey moonshot
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It would be awesome if the Cowboys win on an Aubrey moonshot
NEVER DOUBTED EM FOR A MINUTE
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NEVER DOUBTED EM FOR A MINUTE
Did some Philadelphia Etsy witch curse CeeDee Lamb’s hands?
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did some Philadelphia Etsy witch curse CeeDee Lamb’s hands?
Waiting for the Cowboys to beat the Eagles feels like waiting for the Padres to beat the Dodgers
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Waiting for the Cowboys to beat the Eagles feels like waiting for the Padres to beat the Dodgers
Cowboys really doing their best to motivate me to turn the game off and get stuff done around the house
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Cowboys really doing their best to motivate me to turn the game off and get stuff done around the house
Did anyone else refer to this guy as “The Scottish Player,” or are you normal?
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
www.baseball-reference.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Did anyone else refer to this guy as “The Scottish Player,” or are you normal?
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
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My name is Drew Magary and I won’t be afraid to take on BIG HALOGEN
I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My name is Drew Magary and I won’t be afraid to take on BIG HALOGEN
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Looking at the Orioles 2012 transaction log and this is wild back-to-back transaction on the same day-
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Looking at the Orioles 2012 transaction log and this is wild back-to-back transaction on the same day-
Am I crazy enough to use a Satchel Paige quote in the lede of a blog post about sales tracking software?
It’s tempting… but I think I might’ve stuck the landing.
It’s tempting… but I think I might’ve stuck the landing.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Am I crazy enough to use a Satchel Paige quote in the lede of a blog post about sales tracking software?
It’s tempting… but I think I might’ve stuck the landing.
It’s tempting… but I think I might’ve stuck the landing.
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Not a unique take, but: Sports gambling has broken our brains. It's the least interesting lens through which to analyze sports, putting so much focus on the "what will happen/is happening" over "why will it happen/is it happening." It makes our conversations worse and less curious.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not a unique take, but: Sports gambling has broken our brains. It's the least interesting lens through which to analyze sports, putting so much focus on the "what will happen/is happening" over "why will it happen/is it happening." It makes our conversations worse and less curious.
I prefer to read this with a cockney accent instead of a missing comma or em dash
ME: Just took the nice shirts out of the dryer. What do I do now?
Wife:
Wife:
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I prefer to read this with a cockney accent instead of a missing comma or em dash
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RIP Randy Jones, 75, one of the most beloved players in San Diego Padres history and the 1976 NL Cy Young Award winner. Here's his SABR bio: sabr.org/bioproj/pers...
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
RIP Randy Jones, 75, one of the most beloved players in San Diego Padres history and the 1976 NL Cy Young Award winner. Here's his SABR bio: sabr.org/bioproj/pers...
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"But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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SIX POP TARTS?
Have we gone too far or not far enough???
Have we gone too far or not far enough???
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
SIX POP TARTS?
Have we gone too far or not far enough???
Have we gone too far or not far enough???
It bugs me that Joe Buck continually mispronounces Nevada
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It bugs me that Joe Buck continually mispronounces Nevada