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jirb
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📍paris of appalachia. baseball name enthusiast. go bucs
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as far as I know we're the only band asking the question: what if a cowboy was 900 feet tall and blocked out the sun?
The Cowboy [lyric video] -- Horace Whisper & the Empty Hand
YouTube video by Horace Whisper
www.youtube.com
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mask, help card, amstrad cpc (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/48867/m...
August 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Whose liberal arts degree is useless now, asshole?
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it's amazing how Daveed Diggs fans are a venn diagram that basically never touches: hamilton people and fans of trailblazing noise/hip-hop/industrial(?) band clipping

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Broke: burrito taxi

Woke: burrito casino
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@wtyppod.bsky.social will NEVER activate windows
Yes! I don’t want video but if there is I don’t want some dumbass Joe Rogan radio set or a rejected Oprah interview set but for guys wearing sneakers. I want it to be a zoom call with a notification pop up saying they’re using the free version and it’s about to quit putting a hard cap on the ep time
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*

people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*

STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO

www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hungover! At the Costco
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
ah, Mr Bond, you would like the documentation for our API. It is yours, if you can find it. No, it is not referenced anywhere in our FAQ, nor in our support wiki. That would be too simple. I find the chase... delectable, dont you?
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
you there, boy! what day is it?

why it's cloudflare outage day, sir
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Getting ready for the gig
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it’s fuckin vireo day

vireo.bandcamp.com/album/the-gr...
the great golden gloom, by vireo
10 track album
vireo.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Parenting sometimes feels like I’m suffering some kind of ironic fairy tale curse. Every day I wake up and there’s a little goblin in my house who looks like my brother and won’t stop yelling
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: charmin bears first against the wall
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pretty good day so far. Cheney news and I know that after today I will finally stop hearing about the NYC mayoral race.
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
she's trading her MG for a
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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kershaw
Kershaw
KERshaw
KERSHAW
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Death, Taxes, IKF on first lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
either Isiah Kiner-Falefa scores the winning run of a game seven walk off or we're going extras
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
miguel rojas, as we all expected
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM