James | that funny little trans guy on BlueSky
@jimmyswings.bsky.social
Queer, trans. RESIST TYRANNY. Nazis and TERFS fuck off. 18+ Heller for life. Bass-baritone. Cats and chocolate. I don't auto-moot -- it's not personal. He/him.
I can't believe what time it is. Jebus.
Today I have to:
-wash bedding and towels
-take a walk in this beautiful weather
-rehearse
-work on the Yule card
Today I have to:
-wash bedding and towels
-take a walk in this beautiful weather
-rehearse
-work on the Yule card
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I can't believe what time it is. Jebus.
Today I have to:
-wash bedding and towels
-take a walk in this beautiful weather
-rehearse
-work on the Yule card
Today I have to:
-wash bedding and towels
-take a walk in this beautiful weather
-rehearse
-work on the Yule card
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Really important one here ⬇️🏴
If you want to do something to support reproductive rights in Scotland sign my petition. It’s being discussed in parliament in January. Show them we won’t take this 🇺🇸 Christian Nationalist interference in our country petitions.parliament.scot/petitions/PE...
Petition: Ensure abortion services are available up to 24 weeks across all parts of Scotland
Calling on the Scottish Parliament to urge the Scottish Government to ensure abortion services are available up to the twenty-fourth week of pregnancy across all NHS health boards in Scotland.
petitions.parliament.scot
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Really important one here ⬇️🏴
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"The Jewish question"
"Jim Crow"
"The gay agenda"
"Trans issues"
Join the fucking dots, people.
Othering and segregation are BAD. Always.
"Jim Crow"
"The gay agenda"
"Trans issues"
Join the fucking dots, people.
Othering and segregation are BAD. Always.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"The Jewish question"
"Jim Crow"
"The gay agenda"
"Trans issues"
Join the fucking dots, people.
Othering and segregation are BAD. Always.
"Jim Crow"
"The gay agenda"
"Trans issues"
Join the fucking dots, people.
Othering and segregation are BAD. Always.
Sunday morning mood.
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sunday morning mood.
Shit, I think I've fallen behind. I'd better get the fuck with the program!
@jimmyswings.bsky.social has swears! They've used 707 profanities in their last 5,051 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (148 times)
🥈 "damn" (139 times)
🥉 "hell" (68 times)
🥇 "fuck" (148 times)
🥈 "damn" (139 times)
🥉 "hell" (68 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Shit, I think I've fallen behind. I'd better get the fuck with the program!
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The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The irony is rich.
How do I measure up, @profanity.accountant ?
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
How do I measure up, @profanity.accountant ?
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I'm almost afraid to imagine what "non euclidean" means in this context, but I fully endorse the sentiment.
Somewhere out there a slop peddler is typing a reply explaining that *they* can write a 90K book in a month *without* needing to put their head in a soup blender simply by the wonders of chat gpt, and honestly, mate, I will go non euclidean on your arse.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm almost afraid to imagine what "non euclidean" means in this context, but I fully endorse the sentiment.
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
bald eagle (so many!)
reindeer
humpback whale
sea otters
wild turkeys
bald eagle (so many!)
reindeer
humpback whale
sea otters
wild turkeys
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Cougar
Orca
Bald Eagle
Moose
Black Bear
Cougar
Orca
Bald Eagle
Moose
Black Bear
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
moose
puffer fish
hedgehog
macaque
heron
moose
puffer fish
hedgehog
macaque
heron
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
bald eagle (so many!)
reindeer
humpback whale
sea otters
wild turkeys
bald eagle (so many!)
reindeer
humpback whale
sea otters
wild turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you're seen.
Grateful Dead (3x)
Sting (2x -- free tix from a friend both times)
Indigo Girls
Riders in the Sky
Pink Martini
Grateful Dead (3x)
Sting (2x -- free tix from a friend both times)
Indigo Girls
Riders in the Sky
Pink Martini
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you're seen.
Grateful Dead
King Crimson
Sky Cries Mary
Hell's Belles
I'm With Her
Grateful Dead
King Crimson
Sky Cries Mary
Hell's Belles
I'm With Her
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
REM
The Wedding Presnt
The Flaming Lips
Taylor Swift
Barry Manilow 😏
REM
The Wedding Presnt
The Flaming Lips
Taylor Swift
Barry Manilow 😏
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you're seen.
Grateful Dead (3x)
Sting (2x -- free tix from a friend both times)
Indigo Girls
Riders in the Sky
Pink Martini
Grateful Dead (3x)
Sting (2x -- free tix from a friend both times)
Indigo Girls
Riders in the Sky
Pink Martini
This is an ACTUAL* "infographic" for a "scientific" paper advocating the use of AI to help diagnose autism. HOW DOES THIS SHIT EVEN HAPPEN?
(*I checked. The beginning of the article has a disclaimer that "the contents of this paper are subject to criticisms that are being considered by editors." 🙄)
(*I checked. The beginning of the article has a disclaimer that "the contents of this paper are subject to criticisms that are being considered by editors." 🙄)
Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is an ACTUAL* "infographic" for a "scientific" paper advocating the use of AI to help diagnose autism. HOW DOES THIS SHIT EVEN HAPPEN?
(*I checked. The beginning of the article has a disclaimer that "the contents of this paper are subject to criticisms that are being considered by editors." 🙄)
(*I checked. The beginning of the article has a disclaimer that "the contents of this paper are subject to criticisms that are being considered by editors." 🙄)
You will not thank me for this.
…😤😤😤
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You will not thank me for this.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American peeps! May you be sated but not inflated.
NO BLACK FRIDAY (unless you shop hyper local)!
NO BLACK FRIDAY (unless you shop hyper local)!
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American peeps! May you be sated but not inflated.
NO BLACK FRIDAY (unless you shop hyper local)!
NO BLACK FRIDAY (unless you shop hyper local)!
Lovely timeline cleanse thread. ORANGE CAT ALERT!
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Lovely timeline cleanse thread. ORANGE CAT ALERT!
Fuck AI. Seriously.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fuck AI. Seriously.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Pizza Vodka Travel
All at once?
(ALT text for quoted post: a bunch of seemingly random letters in a 20x20 grid. Real words are hidden in the chaos, some of which your eye will catch as you scan the grid.)
Pizza Vodka Travel
All at once?
(ALT text for quoted post: a bunch of seemingly random letters in a 20x20 grid. Real words are hidden in the chaos, some of which your eye will catch as you scan the grid.)
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Pizza Vodka Travel
All at once?
(ALT text for quoted post: a bunch of seemingly random letters in a 20x20 grid. Real words are hidden in the chaos, some of which your eye will catch as you scan the grid.)
Pizza Vodka Travel
All at once?
(ALT text for quoted post: a bunch of seemingly random letters in a 20x20 grid. Real words are hidden in the chaos, some of which your eye will catch as you scan the grid.)
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Israeli group B’Tselem notes that, since a supposed “ceasefire” in Gaza, Israel has:
* killed 345 Palestinians,
* denied food to 70% of the population who need it,
* demolished a further 1,500 buildings.
All of this is in blatant violation of the agreement.
* killed 345 Palestinians,
* denied food to 70% of the population who need it,
* demolished a further 1,500 buildings.
All of this is in blatant violation of the agreement.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Israeli group B’Tselem notes that, since a supposed “ceasefire” in Gaza, Israel has:
* killed 345 Palestinians,
* denied food to 70% of the population who need it,
* demolished a further 1,500 buildings.
All of this is in blatant violation of the agreement.
* killed 345 Palestinians,
* denied food to 70% of the population who need it,
* demolished a further 1,500 buildings.
All of this is in blatant violation of the agreement.
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Israel cuts water lines, bulldozes roads and seizes homes as West Bank operation escalates - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/israeli-forces-cut-water-lines-bulldoze-roads-and-seize-homes-west-bank
Israel cuts water lines, bulldozes roads and seizes homes as West Bank operation escalates
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<p>The municipality of Tammoun also reported that large forces of the occupation army stormed the town as aircraft fired on the residents and neighbourhoods.</p>
<p>As part of the large-scale operation, the Israeli army bulldozed roads, cut water lines, closed the town's entrances, and turned at least 10 houses into military barracks. </p>
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www.middleeasteye.net
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Israel cuts water lines, bulldozes roads and seizes homes as West Bank operation escalates - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/israeli-forces-cut-water-lines-bulldoze-roads-and-seize-homes-west-bank
I feel her pain.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I feel her pain.
10/10. No notes.
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
10/10. No notes.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Oh, I'll get saved all right, but it will be a MESS. 😂
Oh, I'll get saved all right, but it will be a MESS. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Oh, I'll get saved all right, but it will be a MESS. 😂
Oh, I'll get saved all right, but it will be a MESS. 😂
From my queer Discord. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
From my queer Discord. 😂
DO NOT WANT.
Just in general, okay? Nothing awful happened. No specific trigger.
Hmm, that's not strictly true: while the Do Not Wanted-ness of my morning is universal, *right this particular instant* it refers to getting out there & exercising.
Okay, you know what? Just forget I said anything.
Just in general, okay? Nothing awful happened. No specific trigger.
Hmm, that's not strictly true: while the Do Not Wanted-ness of my morning is universal, *right this particular instant* it refers to getting out there & exercising.
Okay, you know what? Just forget I said anything.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
DO NOT WANT.
Just in general, okay? Nothing awful happened. No specific trigger.
Hmm, that's not strictly true: while the Do Not Wanted-ness of my morning is universal, *right this particular instant* it refers to getting out there & exercising.
Okay, you know what? Just forget I said anything.
Just in general, okay? Nothing awful happened. No specific trigger.
Hmm, that's not strictly true: while the Do Not Wanted-ness of my morning is universal, *right this particular instant* it refers to getting out there & exercising.
Okay, you know what? Just forget I said anything.