Jimmy Thompson
@jimmyericthompson.bsky.social
Enthusiast. Halfway between Prince and Poirot.
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I shot a man in ##user_city## just to see him #end_function#
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I shot a man in ##user_city## just to see him #end_function#
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Heads up that there’s a generous Interrail sale for the next 21 days - 25% off all passes, making it an even bigger bargain than usual. Passes can be activated at any point up to 11 months after purchase. From all your usual retailers. www.interrail.eu/en
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November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Heads up that there’s a generous Interrail sale for the next 21 days - 25% off all passes, making it an even bigger bargain than usual. Passes can be activated at any point up to 11 months after purchase. From all your usual retailers. www.interrail.eu/en
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Newcastle United Women are delighted to confirm the appointment of Tanya Oxtoby as the club's new manager!
Tanya joins on a contract until June 2029 , having recently been manager of the Northern Ireland Women's National Team.
Welcome to the Toon, Tanya!
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2
Tanya joins on a contract until June 2029 , having recently been manager of the Northern Ireland Women's National Team.
Welcome to the Toon, Tanya!
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Newcastle United Women are delighted to confirm the appointment of Tanya Oxtoby as the club's new manager!
Tanya joins on a contract until June 2029 , having recently been manager of the Northern Ireland Women's National Team.
Welcome to the Toon, Tanya!
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2
Tanya joins on a contract until June 2029 , having recently been manager of the Northern Ireland Women's National Team.
Welcome to the Toon, Tanya!
#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2
RIP to one of the best to ever do it. Go well, Mani youtu.be/7NrLBlw9WZE?...
The Stone Roses - Waterfall (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
RIP to one of the best to ever do it. Go well, Mani youtu.be/7NrLBlw9WZE?...
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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would you agree to be the worlds first trillionaire if it also meant you were the worlds biggest fucking loser?
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
would you agree to be the worlds first trillionaire if it also meant you were the worlds biggest fucking loser?
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“I’m your biggest fan,
Your mothers from the streets of Birtley,
Jacob,Jacob Murphy.”
(Paparazzi, Lady Gaga, I’m lead to believe)
Your mothers from the streets of Birtley,
Jacob,Jacob Murphy.”
(Paparazzi, Lady Gaga, I’m lead to believe)
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“I’m your biggest fan,
Your mothers from the streets of Birtley,
Jacob,Jacob Murphy.”
(Paparazzi, Lady Gaga, I’m lead to believe)
Your mothers from the streets of Birtley,
Jacob,Jacob Murphy.”
(Paparazzi, Lady Gaga, I’m lead to believe)
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She took this job as a part time extension of her role at Northumbria Uni. The club didn't give a shit and it was wholly funded by the NUFC Foundation. She nearly made it to the WSL, like, just think about that whirlwind experience.
I hope she can have a drink to that tonight 🥂 #NUFC #NUWFC
I hope she can have a drink to that tonight 🥂 #NUFC #NUWFC
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Running out of photos, but here’s Lauren Laverne’s intro. These may have been the correct subtitles, I’m not sure.
October 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Running out of photos, but here’s Lauren Laverne’s intro. These may have been the correct subtitles, I’m not sure.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.
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tempt them back to room with banana
Mountain gorillas are back from the brink. But what happens if they run out of room?
Mountain gorillas are back from the brink. But what happens if they run out of room?
Humans have helped save the great apes from extinction, but are now the biggest threat to their survival as they compete for land in east Africa’s Virunga mountains
www.theguardian.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
tempt them back to room with banana
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How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.
September 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.
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Ah Sex
United States, Census, 1880
United States, Census, 1880
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ah Sex
United States, Census, 1880
United States, Census, 1880
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It’s too much liquid going into the baby!
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s too much liquid going into the baby!
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⚽️ There's a few re-tellings of that night knocking about. You know, #NUFC 3-2 Barcelona.
But only this one has an exclusive with Tino Asprilla, plus Albert, Barton, Gillespie, Watson and a host of fans.
It's a long one, but hopefully worth it 👇
www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/how-...
But only this one has an exclusive with Tino Asprilla, plus Albert, Barton, Gillespie, Watson and a host of fans.
It's a long one, but hopefully worth it 👇
www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/how-...
How Barca were beaten in 1997, with Asprilla, Gillespie, Albert, Barton and Watson - Newcastle United
Some moments etch themselves forever into the memory. Extraordinary happenings that erode little over time. For those present at St. James' Park, for those watching on from near and afar, 17th Septemb...
www.newcastleunited.com
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
⚽️ There's a few re-tellings of that night knocking about. You know, #NUFC 3-2 Barcelona.
But only this one has an exclusive with Tino Asprilla, plus Albert, Barton, Gillespie, Watson and a host of fans.
It's a long one, but hopefully worth it 👇
www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/how-...
But only this one has an exclusive with Tino Asprilla, plus Albert, Barton, Gillespie, Watson and a host of fans.
It's a long one, but hopefully worth it 👇
www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/how-...
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Which Lenin monument is your favorite?
1. Antarctic Lenin
2. Lenin at the bottom of the sea
3. Lenin on wheels
4. Big Lenin head
1. Antarctic Lenin
2. Lenin at the bottom of the sea
3. Lenin on wheels
4. Big Lenin head
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Which Lenin monument is your favorite?
1. Antarctic Lenin
2. Lenin at the bottom of the sea
3. Lenin on wheels
4. Big Lenin head
1. Antarctic Lenin
2. Lenin at the bottom of the sea
3. Lenin on wheels
4. Big Lenin head
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Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
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After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵