Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers
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There is a surprisingly thin line between "ha, ha, I can't keep houseplants alive" and "Oh no, I kept my plants alive too well and now they've become too powerful!"
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There is a surprisingly thin line between "ha, ha, I can't keep houseplants alive" and "Oh no, I kept my plants alive too well and now they've become too powerful!"
Growing up a Brett Favre fan has prepared me for Cade Cunningham fandom. Live by the late game heroics or die by the turnovers -- sometimes in the same game!
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Growing up a Brett Favre fan has prepared me for Cade Cunningham fandom. Live by the late game heroics or die by the turnovers -- sometimes in the same game!
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The Pistons take their foot off the gas when they’re 1 mile from home in a flat city
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Pistons take their foot off the gas when they’re 1 mile from home in a flat city
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A lot of times I’m like “why isn’t this person writing for a TV show?!?” and then I realize writing for a TV show isn’t about writing prowess, necessarily, but the ability to gauge to critical thinking/reading level of your audience
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A lot of times I’m like “why isn’t this person writing for a TV show?!?” and then I realize writing for a TV show isn’t about writing prowess, necessarily, but the ability to gauge to critical thinking/reading level of your audience
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dril is really the closest thing we have to a Poor Richard’s Almanac
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
dril is really the closest thing we have to a Poor Richard’s Almanac
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I don’t mean to be mean but giving up all those rebounds is absolutely embarassing
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don’t mean to be mean but giving up all those rebounds is absolutely embarassing
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It would be nice if non-Cade Pistons contributed a bit more to the offense lately
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It would be nice if non-Cade Pistons contributed a bit more to the offense lately
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imagine how sick you have to be to take up "pardon Eddie Gallagher" as your pet cause. the only difference between that and "pardon the BTK killer" is that the BTK killer was implicated in fewer sexually motivated homicides.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
imagine how sick you have to be to take up "pardon Eddie Gallagher" as your pet cause. the only difference between that and "pardon the BTK killer" is that the BTK killer was implicated in fewer sexually motivated homicides.
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OH YEAH CARRINGTON EVENT ALL MY HOMIES LOVE CARRINGTON EVENTS
This is pretty massive.
There is scant detail so far but they say "solar radiation" has caused problems for some aircraft.
This *could* be related to single-event upsets, where cosmic rays trigger computer errors. I've asked Airbus if they can share more detail.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...
There is scant detail so far but they say "solar radiation" has caused problems for some aircraft.
This *could* be related to single-event upsets, where cosmic rays trigger computer errors. I've asked Airbus if they can share more detail.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...
Flight disruption warning as Airbus requests modifications to 6,000 planes
The European aerospace giant said it had found that intense radiation from the Sun could corrupt data crucial to flight controls.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
OH YEAH CARRINGTON EVENT ALL MY HOMIES LOVE CARRINGTON EVENTS
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The thing about people like zmiller is that they're the ones who destroy "Western Civilisation" by their intolerance and cruelty.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The thing about people like zmiller is that they're the ones who destroy "Western Civilisation" by their intolerance and cruelty.
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Honestly I feel like this was part of the dynamic after the first Trump admin too, and the Biden admin's return to normalcy had the disadvantage of, as someone I forget who put it, "cooling the marks down" so they were good for another round of Trump
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Honestly I feel like this was part of the dynamic after the first Trump admin too, and the Biden admin's return to normalcy had the disadvantage of, as someone I forget who put it, "cooling the marks down" so they were good for another round of Trump
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almost no one, anywhere on the political spectrum, appreciates how much of everything in our society is dependent on the silent work of experts, most of whom are not white men
so a functioning society is woke dei socialism
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
almost no one, anywhere on the political spectrum, appreciates how much of everything in our society is dependent on the silent work of experts, most of whom are not white men
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Shoutout to Brad on Twitter for making this for me 😀
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Shoutout to Brad on Twitter for making this for me 😀
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Matt LaFleur out Dan Campbell'd Dan Campbell. WOW.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Matt LaFleur out Dan Campbell'd Dan Campbell. WOW.
I don't believe we live in a simulation, but I could be convinced by guys named Pete Skandal popping up to do scandals.
D.A. Fani Willis had the courage, the grit, the experience, the facts, and the law to bring Trump to account.
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Georgia prosecutor who took over 2020 election interference case drops charges against Trump and others
Pete Skandalakis, who took over the case after Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis was disqualified, said the case was "without precedent."
www.nbcnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I don't believe we live in a simulation, but I could be convinced by guys named Pete Skandal popping up to do scandals.
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Jaylen Brown pushes off nonstop. They could have gotten him at least three other times this game alone.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Jaylen Brown pushes off nonstop. They could have gotten him at least three other times this game alone.
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excited for three more years of groyper cleveland
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
excited for three more years of groyper cleveland
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1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
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They look like donkey human hybrids and its amazing that JFK and RFK Sr were considered sex symbols, I have to assume it was because actual hot people hadn't been invented in America yet
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They look like donkey human hybrids and its amazing that JFK and RFK Sr were considered sex symbols, I have to assume it was because actual hot people hadn't been invented in America yet
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
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This really is the most awesome product. Male (gay) sheep are usually culled because they don’t reproduce, but a sheep farmer has rescued them and they have a line of clothing produced from their wool to support the gay sheep.
a man is sitting on a couch and saying " i feel like that needs to be celebrated "
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and saying " i feel like that needs to be celebrated "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This really is the most awesome product. Male (gay) sheep are usually culled because they don’t reproduce, but a sheep farmer has rescued them and they have a line of clothing produced from their wool to support the gay sheep.
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Of the 8000 plant species introduced to cities around the world, about 300 are in cities on every continent and about 90 are basically in every city. Urbanization has selected for a common set of species that are the fingerprint of our activity: The urban florome.
onlinelibrary.wiley....
onlinelibrary.wiley....
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Of the 8000 plant species introduced to cities around the world, about 300 are in cities on every continent and about 90 are basically in every city. Urbanization has selected for a common set of species that are the fingerprint of our activity: The urban florome.
onlinelibrary.wiley....
onlinelibrary.wiley....
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These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here: