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Mr Robot is a documentary ig
Good financial system where an AC malfunction in one building can cripple world markets!
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Everyone is getting this wrong.
Northwestern isn’t being extorted.
Northwestern isn’t being misled into thinking they won‘t pay more later.
Northwestern is moving money to the administration simply because they want to.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The visual confirmation in a settings screen is nice, but the fact that most people weren't able to figure this out on their own is kinda sad.
X's new About This Account feature reveals that some top accounts, including many MAGA influencers, are based in countries like Russia, India, and Nigeria (Jack Revell/The Daily Beast)

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November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"personally instructed"

cool, then we can use that as evidence in the impeachment hearing
new euphemism for "fact" dropped, today's is "scientific orthodoxy"
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I mean,

It's like they think you can't add evidence tampering and obstruction of justice charges.

"We figured out this one weird trick to get away with it all ha ha ha!"

🙄
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Funny that *he* didn't seem to think he wasn't teaching with that message a few days ago.
Life comes at you fast
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The dementia has FULLY removed the “should I be saying this” filter
Trump on Jerome Powell: "I'd love to fire his ass. He should be fired. The only thing Scott [Bessent] is blowing it on is the Fed. The rates are too high, Scott. And if you don't get it fixed fast, I'm going to fire your ass."
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He was just on the island to get directions for leaving the island
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this
is
awesome
Downdetector is down because it’s on Cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
lol cloudflare what is you doing
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Let’s remember some guys
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Huh. TIL Tom Baker (best Doctor) is still alive
MBE Tom Baker, 92, and his scarf 🥹
#DoctorWho? Fourth Doctor.

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November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Among some of the worries I have is taking som time to unplug and finding out I have missed The Event and the real time reaction.

Admittedly way down on the list of worries but still
"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
is there tho

is there really megan
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
see this is what I was wondering

I thought it was all just leaking out today because the house swore in the rep and started up but no

No this is not the bad stuff yet 😱
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah, I'm hearing an unsounded "unless" after that first paragraph there
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
bad news for ….
a restaurant id never heard of until this headline, ig?
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everyone’s dunking on this but you have to remember this from the point of a Dad watching his Dad Movie

Bond. Doesn’t. Die. At least he didn’t until this time. So it’s kinda breaking their brains.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
uh bad news for my family who's planning to get on a plane in 2-3 weeks...
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I— …

What was the question that brought up this response? Were they discussing some electrical engineering funding or something?

Or is this just a “sir this is a Wendy’s” type of situation
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I mean not exactly beating the “guy who’s just in it for the grifting and hates the city” allegations
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”

(via @nypost.com)
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
see this is why I say sooner rather than later he’s gonna be gone

the behind the scenes people give him the briefings, then he says the quiet parts out loud

they ain’t gonna put up with that forever, just long enough until the useful idiot has them cemented in
Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I couldn’t do it

I couldn’t be a lawyer for this case, I wouldn’t be able to keep a lid on the giggling

Godspeed to them, those magnificent bastards
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Man how many dumpsters they gonna need for all the fake plastic gold crap when someone else takes over?
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I can usually parse the way he misunderstands whatever his handler told him 3 minutes before he walked into the room
(e.g. "asylum")

But

grocery store ID?

I got nothin.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM