Jennifer Linde
banner
jensprite.bsky.social
Jennifer Linde
@jensprite.bsky.social
UMN prof married to cranky poet ▪︎ middle-aged cat lady ▪︎ 〽️ Go Blue! ▪︎ I was on Jeopardy!, it was fun ▪︎ this timeline sucks ▪︎ fuck fascists
Pinned
please? ever again?
Give me a nation run by boring assholes who care about Getting Things Done Properly.
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
can you imagine sitting in a room while a 79 year old sexist pig roasts your female colleague and you say exactly jack shit about it

unreal
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.

It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."

I have no kids.

I never want kids.

Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.

Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
absolute trash
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
I think people should not forget who helped push for a ban on their weed drinks
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When I was around 7-9 years old, I used to drag my dad outside to stargaze on cold, clear nights. Spotting Orion was always a treat, but we never saw it like this from my driveway in Michigan 💖
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
looking up to the southwest in Minneapolis
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
from my front porch
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
I like thinking about everyone running outside and gazing at the sky together.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
light show!
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
here's one
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
And why exactly is the sex at birth, as opposed to their sex now, at all relevant to identifying, say, a fifty year old woman on DOCUMENTS THAT IDENTIFY HER.

I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
😑
jacob frey won
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'd get one subscription for my tween niece and one for my adult self
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
Minneapolis deserves a mayor who will work for every part of our city, one who will focus on outcomes, not promises. We deserve a mayor with vision, one who will work cooperatively with everyone, even if we sometimes disagree.

Here’s some of what I hope we can work on – together.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
Legitimately mad about this. Lots of people in Ward 10 want to vote for the candidate who support alternative transportation. Lydia Millard should stop lying to voters about being a bike advocate. She has very explicitly campaigned against bike, pedestrian, and transit infrastructure.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
If nothing else I find it obscene to turn governmental agencies that are meant to function as institutions in service of the entire American political community into overtly partisan propaganda mouthpieces.

It’s just such a visceral degeneration of civic life it drives me insane.
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
The president of the United States has said *multiole times* that he hates Americans who are democrats. That is a FUCKING HUGE SCANDAL. Nobody will treat it as one.
this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
so much for "make America healthy again" I guess 🫠
More CDC Cuts :: NCHS Edition 📊🔫

At least 1/3 of the staff at the National Center for Health Statistics has been cut (and remain cut). This is catastrophic for our nation’s health data.

Say goodbye to national health statistics that you can trust, healthcare surveys, NHANES and data systems.
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by Jennifer Linde
Donald Trump is breaching the Constitution and breaking the law.

A show of force so he can militarize our cities because of the 2026 elections.

We need to stand up together and speak up.
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM