JoEbLo Portmanteau
@jel1975.bsky.social
“A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down your pants.” - Chuckles the Clown
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The growing number of ‘big’ accounts posting and reposting AI slop is giving me the icks.
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This little remix cheers me up every time.
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 AM
This little remix cheers me up every time.
I’m guessing huge personality cults weren’t a foreseeable thing in the eighteenth century which is why checks and balances are proving powerless here in the twenty first.
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’m guessing huge personality cults weren’t a foreseeable thing in the eighteenth century which is why checks and balances are proving powerless here in the twenty first.
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There is no enemy like a friend betrayed.
From last March in Alberta/Photo by Gavin Young
From last March in Alberta/Photo by Gavin Young
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There is no enemy like a friend betrayed.
From last March in Alberta/Photo by Gavin Young
From last March in Alberta/Photo by Gavin Young
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
KINGOOOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
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Exactly. There’s no guarantee that the American electorate will ever come to its senses on a permanent basis when 30% of the voting population has no critical thinking skills whatsoever and the electoral college is tipped in their favor
Carney speech is important for the specific people in that room because most of them are definitely still flirting with “we just have to knuckle this out until a normal president is in“ and he is trying to communicate that that is insufficient
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Exactly. There’s no guarantee that the American electorate will ever come to its senses on a permanent basis when 30% of the voting population has no critical thinking skills whatsoever and the electoral college is tipped in their favor
The US empire could have just faded away like the British empire did but no it’s going to choose the Roman ‘full crash and burn’ model instead
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The US empire could have just faded away like the British empire did but no it’s going to choose the Roman ‘full crash and burn’ model instead
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Europe really has just given up.
🇩🇰🇺🇸 Clash Report: Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump:
"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Europe really has just given up.
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Mamdani: I am going to freeze the rent, offer free busses, and start a pilot project of 5 neighborhood grocery stores.
Schumer: Does kidnapping the cast of TV's The Bachelor In Paradise lower the cost of eggs?
They are both talking about affordability. Why are people yelling at Schumer?
Schumer: Does kidnapping the cast of TV's The Bachelor In Paradise lower the cost of eggs?
They are both talking about affordability. Why are people yelling at Schumer?
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Mamdani: I am going to freeze the rent, offer free busses, and start a pilot project of 5 neighborhood grocery stores.
Schumer: Does kidnapping the cast of TV's The Bachelor In Paradise lower the cost of eggs?
They are both talking about affordability. Why are people yelling at Schumer?
Schumer: Does kidnapping the cast of TV's The Bachelor In Paradise lower the cost of eggs?
They are both talking about affordability. Why are people yelling at Schumer?
The US investment markets are all tumbling this morning. Hmmm. Wonder why?
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The US investment markets are all tumbling this morning. Hmmm. Wonder why?
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Yay
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Yay
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Danish parliamentarian fresh on the scene doing better retail politics than any American Democrat
Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying."
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Danish parliamentarian fresh on the scene doing better retail politics than any American Democrat
Today was a red letter day for Bluesky. It started with a solid ratio of the ‘needs more likes’ guy and ended with the harrowing play by play bus napping in northern Virginia. Two thumbs up.
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Today was a red letter day for Bluesky. It started with a solid ratio of the ‘needs more likes’ guy and ended with the harrowing play by play bus napping in northern Virginia. Two thumbs up.
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![stu from internet
@RandBallsStu
Picture day for the bus drivers at my elementary school was always a blast
[photo of john mellencamp, neil young & willie nelson during farm aid]
9:57 AM • 2021-03-19](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreidy7e7odnwbwodzco2cfz667qiqgveixd7h5p5amri6rdoplfi524@jpeg)
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modern american politics consists of experts patiently explaining why something insane that people are talking about could never happen, followed by that exact thing happening
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
modern american politics consists of experts patiently explaining why something insane that people are talking about could never happen, followed by that exact thing happening
NEWS FLASH: Random guy no one’s ever heard of is incensed no one’s ever heard of him. Film at 11:00.
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
NEWS FLASH: Random guy no one’s ever heard of is incensed no one’s ever heard of him. Film at 11:00.
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Richard Hanania is a gutter racist and vile Nazi. He's not going to fight the destruction of our pluralistic society, social support systems, arts, and sciences; those are his goals.
He's an enemy who wishes Trump's reign was going better and is looking for an exit.
Do not allow him in the tent.
He's an enemy who wishes Trump's reign was going better and is looking for an exit.
Do not allow him in the tent.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Richard Hanania is a gutter racist and vile Nazi. He's not going to fight the destruction of our pluralistic society, social support systems, arts, and sciences; those are his goals.
He's an enemy who wishes Trump's reign was going better and is looking for an exit.
Do not allow him in the tent.
He's an enemy who wishes Trump's reign was going better and is looking for an exit.
Do not allow him in the tent.
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Hey federal Democrats. How does a QR code and a body cam stop this?
This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hey federal Democrats. How does a QR code and a body cam stop this?
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Blueanon accounts that just reply to every goddam post with memes and photos of Trump, fuck off forever.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Blueanon accounts that just reply to every goddam post with memes and photos of Trump, fuck off forever.
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This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America
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The fact that he can’t seize this moment to become president through back room intrigue really speaks to all the different ways that JD Vance is the biggest piece of shit in the country. Dick Cheney gets this one done before the day’s over.
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The fact that he can’t seize this moment to become president through back room intrigue really speaks to all the different ways that JD Vance is the biggest piece of shit in the country. Dick Cheney gets this one done before the day’s over.
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Alright, now that my Eagles and Steelers were eliminated last week and Pope Leo's Bears were just eliminated tonight, I'm now shifting to wanting the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl.
a seahawks mascot is laying on the field with a referee in the background
ALT: a seahawks mascot is laying on the field with a referee in the background
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January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Alright, now that my Eagles and Steelers were eliminated last week and Pope Leo's Bears were just eliminated tonight, I'm now shifting to wanting the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl.