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I don’t know if this movie is appropriate for Valentine’s Day considering in that it is the story of a guy in love with a girl who kisses another guy in the parking lot after the prom.

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‘Pretty in Pink’ Will Return to Theaters Ahead of Its 40th Anniversary
Paramount Pictures and Fathom Entertainment are bringing "Pretty in Pink" back to the big screen in celebration of its 40th anniversary.
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February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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This ad should concern Susan Collins.
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Dentist: Have you been flossing?

Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Why does Trump’s DOJ care more about what Congressmembers were searching in the Epstein Files than prosecuting pedophiles?
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Go Hawks
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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ICE being recorded by lady in bathrobe 💪❤️
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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"It is totally inappropriate and against the separations of powers for the DOJ to surveil us as we search the Epstein files. (US Attorney General) Bondi showed up today with a burn book that held a printed search history of exactly what emails I searched." - Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA).
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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The probe behind the Fulton County ballot seizures came on the direct referral of Trump's 2020 Big Lie lawyer Kurt Olsen, unsealed affidavit reveals.

Doc buff.ly/FvGkm8h
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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This is a kidnapper. See how easy that is? Media? Dems? This is what a kidnapper looks like and also what the people roaming around the streets snatching kids in the name of Donald Trump look like. They are the same. Only difference is our tax money pays for ICE.
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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This is what ICE looks like
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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BREAKING: Photos released of suspect in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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🥇🥇🥇
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!

below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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That is literally their face all the time LOL. Maddest mutherfuckers ever. Sad.
MAGA scrutinizing the Super Bowl opening ceremony looking for a reason to be offended.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Green Day, pre Superbowl concert, pier 29, in San Fran.

Fvck yes.
This is gonna be good. 😌
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Bleeping “subliminal mind fuck America” during the Super Bowl at this moment was…on the nose.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM