Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick
@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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If Congress is condemning Socialism, does that mean they are going to end corporate welfare?
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If Congress is condemning Socialism, does that mean they are going to end corporate welfare?
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
Let me guess, attendees threw ammo instead of rice at the lucky couple?
Colton Moore is the state senator for Greene’s district. My guess is he’s probably going to run for her seat. From his wedding …
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Let me guess, attendees threw ammo instead of rice at the lucky couple?
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Yes, heaven forbid that anyone in America have access to health care, education, and a living wage.
This is what makes all those Scandinavian countries the highest-achieving in all of the above with the best quality of life as a bonus.
Heaven forbid that anyone here enjoy those same things.
This is what makes all those Scandinavian countries the highest-achieving in all of the above with the best quality of life as a bonus.
Heaven forbid that anyone here enjoy those same things.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yes, heaven forbid that anyone in America have access to health care, education, and a living wage.
This is what makes all those Scandinavian countries the highest-achieving in all of the above with the best quality of life as a bonus.
Heaven forbid that anyone here enjoy those same things.
This is what makes all those Scandinavian countries the highest-achieving in all of the above with the best quality of life as a bonus.
Heaven forbid that anyone here enjoy those same things.
This question could be asked about any number of Trumpists.
Has anyone checked on Stephen Miller since the Mamdani meeting?
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This question could be asked about any number of Trumpists.
Of course, nowadays we're using the word "intelligence" loosely here.
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein had connections to U.S. intelligence, per Thomas Massie.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Of course, nowadays we're using the word "intelligence" loosely here.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Bob Dylan ain't got nothing on Jesse Welles.
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bob Dylan ain't got nothing on Jesse Welles.
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
"The president of the United States just called for members of Congress to be executed. If you are a person of influence in this country, maybe it's time to pick a fucking side."
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"The president of the United States just called for members of Congress to be executed. If you are a person of influence in this country, maybe it's time to pick a fucking side."
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
FUN FACT:
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
FUN FACT:
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
Someone please ask this administration the following question:
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Someone please ask this administration the following question:
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
When a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker thinks you're the rotten one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker thinks you're the rotten one.
Happy Birthday to Joe Biden! 🎂 💙 🇺🇸
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy Birthday to Joe Biden! 🎂 💙 🇺🇸
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
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Donald Trump publicly calls for the execution of Democratic congressmen, and Republicans don’t bat an eye. But as soon as you make a joke about Charlie Kirk’s views, all hell breaks loose.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Donald Trump publicly calls for the execution of Democratic congressmen, and Republicans don’t bat an eye. But as soon as you make a joke about Charlie Kirk’s views, all hell breaks loose.
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Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
Remember when everyone was so concerned about "Hillary's emails?"
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Remember when everyone was so concerned about "Hillary's emails?"
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Whenever I'm having a bad day,
I remind myself that I'm not Republican Clay Higgins of Louisiana.
I remind myself that I'm not Republican Clay Higgins of Louisiana.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Whenever I'm having a bad day,
I remind myself that I'm not Republican Clay Higgins of Louisiana.
I remind myself that I'm not Republican Clay Higgins of Louisiana.
Describing an economy as the "HOTTEST" is so Epsteinesque.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Describing an economy as the "HOTTEST" is so Epsteinesque.
“Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level in this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit. Just want to see if — do you own a suit? A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.”
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level in this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit. Just want to see if — do you own a suit? A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.”
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Absolute treason
Absolute insanity putting on a massive welcome ceremony including a flyover for the guy that’s responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and the government responsible for 9/11
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Absolute treason
"Quiet, piggy!"
Donald Trump proving, yet again, that every accusation is a confession.
Donald Trump proving, yet again, that every accusation is a confession.
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Quiet, piggy!"
Donald Trump proving, yet again, that every accusation is a confession.
Donald Trump proving, yet again, that every accusation is a confession.
Wishing you all a blessed
Jamal Khashoggi Remembrance Day
Jamal Khashoggi Remembrance Day
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wishing you all a blessed
Jamal Khashoggi Remembrance Day
Jamal Khashoggi Remembrance Day
I wish the President of the United States loved American journalists as much as he loves murderous Middle Eastern dictators.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wish the President of the United States loved American journalists as much as he loves murderous Middle Eastern dictators.