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Mikey Jingles It 𓅃
@mikeyalexander.bsky.social
Your dog likes me more than you.

[MikeyHatesIt on Twitter; Animal Care & Welfare; Bio/Anthro/Hist; Superheroes & Zombies; Crappy Open Mic’er; Woke SJW & anarchist; ACAB; Disability Rights are Human Rights; no borders; UBI & Housing; he/they]
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Red Lines for Democrats, Republicans, & other Neoliberals:

🔳 Genocide

🔳 Slavery

🔳 Police Brutality

🔳 Suppression of Free Speech

🔳 Suppression of the Press

🔳 Strike Breaking

❌ Human Rights

❌ Education

❌ Housing

❌ Healthcare

❌ Thriving Wage

❌ Improving Material Conditions for *Everyone*
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Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Costco has sued the Trump administration for a refund of the tariffs it has paid on imported goods, should the Supreme Court rule them illegal, becoming one of the largest companies to challenge President Trump’s sweeping levies in court. nyti.ms/3Xy1959
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Even if you ignore the insane power usage, and the IP theft, and the workforce damage, the amount of fraud and abuse that gen ai enables is inexcusable and inextricable from the technology as long as it exists.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I don’t give a fuck if you totally have a great idea for a novel you totally need it for and it’s the only way to express the art in your soul, if that same technology is being used to generate revenge porn and for people to impersonate people in order to extort their friends or family or fans.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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If you think your ability to make a fake gameplay video for a spongebob video game that doesn’t exist outweighs that

Fuck you pigfuck
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
a robot is glowing in the dark with a blue light coming out of it 's chest .
Alt: Automan TV show opening credit sequence
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Manimal Tvseries GIF
Alt: Manimal Tvseries GIF
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
a close up of a box with a red and white logo on it .
ALT: a close up of a box with a red and white logo on it .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s not so much the questions as the mix of comments about working with animals, whether as a zookeeper or in a dog shelter.

The good: that’s so cool, you’re doing great work, I wish I could do that

The bad (and majority): animal janitor is worse than human janitor, failed school, failed at life
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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This guy is genius!!

Rudy Willingham is known for his clever paper cutouts that interact with real-life backgrounds, here are a few to Marvel over, pun intended!!

#StreetArt #RudyWillingham #PaperArt #Art #Cutouts
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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The average American income is below the poverty line in almost every major city. If you want people to shop, you need to pay them enough money that they can spend some of it. There is an actual limit to how many hours a day a person can work.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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obligatory

DARKSKA IS
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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This is EXACTLY on par with the crimes you committed in Grand Rapids, Michigan
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The fantasy would be to quit the job and become a full time writer & stand-up comic. But would I have the discipline to do the work?

More realistically I would keep working with dogs. But do I stay at the shelter or return to the doggy daycare park? Or go back to zookeeping?
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Justice for Grand Rapids!
fozzy sucks, retire bitch
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social I will not stand for this Fozzy Bear slander!

He’s one of the most valuable members of the Muppet Theatre, and Kermit’s best friend, dangit!
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[sad 90s Grrl Rocker singer-songwriter piano melody]
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social I will not stand for this Fozzy Bear slander!

He’s one of the most valuable members of the Muppet Theatre, and Kermit’s best friend, dangit!
a teddy bear with a hat that says press
ALT: a teddy bear with a hat that says press
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Woo-hoo!
One student complained because when they announced to the class (for some reason) that Charlie Kirk died, the instructor said, "Woo-hoo!" Lmao.
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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the trauma induced by systems of colonial violence. Those on top of the pyramid have been conditioned by the system to believe the pyramid is necessary and natural, so they see change as a threat to their lives. But this system of hierarchy is very very recent to humanity, and can be changed. 2/2
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This is excellent, but the only thing I disagree with is the idea that it's not political. As an anthropologist, I can confirm that this is indeed human nature but the *outsized reaction of fear and aggression* that this feeling of discomfort incites in (primarily) white men today is a result of 1/2
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Two ICE Air flights on small Journey jets, which originated in Phoenix, AZ and Miami, FL, are heading towards Africa after making a fuel stops in Puerto Rico. Follow this thread for updates.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM