Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick
@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
If I said, "Marco Rubio is in over his head," would that be redundant?
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If I said, "Marco Rubio is in over his head," would that be redundant?
For some reason, this reminded me of Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
For some reason, this reminded me of Trump.
Just spitballing here: Republican hypocrisy?
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just spitballing here: Republican hypocrisy?
This aged well.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This aged well.
"America First"
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"America First"
If only MAGA could read.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If only MAGA could read.
This meme is ridiculous.
Obviously, Republicans don't even have a bowl yet.
Obviously, Republicans don't even have a bowl yet.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This meme is ridiculous.
Obviously, Republicans don't even have a bowl yet.
Obviously, Republicans don't even have a bowl yet.
"Merry Christmas, everybody!"
See, that wasn't so difficult now was it?
Oh, and no one ever came after your guns, either.
See, that wasn't so difficult now was it?
Oh, and no one ever came after your guns, either.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Merry Christmas, everybody!"
See, that wasn't so difficult now was it?
Oh, and no one ever came after your guns, either.
See, that wasn't so difficult now was it?
Oh, and no one ever came after your guns, either.
According to this Fox Business Analyst, shaking hands with New York City's new mayor is going to be the end of Trump's presidency.
And here I thought it would be that having sex with minors thing.
Silly me.
And here I thought it would be that having sex with minors thing.
Silly me.
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
According to this Fox Business Analyst, shaking hands with New York City's new mayor is going to be the end of Trump's presidency.
And here I thought it would be that having sex with minors thing.
Silly me.
And here I thought it would be that having sex with minors thing.
Silly me.
When your base says "No" but your eyes say "Bubba" 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
When your base says "No" but your eyes say "Bubba" 😍
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Bob Dylan ain't got nothing on Jesse Welles.
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bob Dylan ain't got nothing on Jesse Welles.
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
This is THE protest song of our time ✊ 🇺🇸
"The president of the United States just called for members of Congress to be executed. If you are a person of influence in this country, maybe it's time to pick a fucking side."
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"The president of the United States just called for members of Congress to be executed. If you are a person of influence in this country, maybe it's time to pick a fucking side."
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
-- Sen. Chris Murphy
FUN FACT:
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
FUN FACT:
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
I Googled "PIGGY" and this was the first picture that came up.
Someone please ask this administration the following question:
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Someone please ask this administration the following question:
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
If swastikas and nooses are not hate symbols, what kind of symbols are they?
I'd be interested to hear their answer.
When a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker thinks you're the rotten one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker thinks you're the rotten one.
Happy Birthday to Joe Biden! 🎂 💙 🇺🇸
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy Birthday to Joe Biden! 🎂 💙 🇺🇸
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
A president who never tanked the economy, destroyed our institutions, corrupted the DOJ, lied to the American people, did business with murderous dictators, appeared in the Epstein files, or called for the death of anyone he perceived as his political enemies.
Remember when everyone was so concerned about "Hillary's emails?"
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Remember when everyone was so concerned about "Hillary's emails?"
Describing an economy as the "HOTTEST" is so Epsteinesque.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Describing an economy as the "HOTTEST" is so Epsteinesque.
“Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level in this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit. Just want to see if — do you own a suit? A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.”
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level in this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit. Just want to see if — do you own a suit? A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.”
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
-- Brian Glenn, Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
I wish the President of the United States loved American journalists as much as he loves murderous Middle Eastern dictators.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wish the President of the United States loved American journalists as much as he loves murderous Middle Eastern dictators.
15 of the 19 hijackers who attacked the Unites States on September 11, 2001 were from Saudi Arabia. Here's the current President of the United States demonstrating how much he believes in that "America First" line he sold to the America people.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
15 of the 19 hijackers who attacked the Unites States on September 11, 2001 were from Saudi Arabia. Here's the current President of the United States demonstrating how much he believes in that "America First" line he sold to the America people.
