Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick
@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
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Never wash off your computer screen with Mountain Dew.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Never wash off your computer screen with Mountain Dew.
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PREDICTION:
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
PREDICTION:
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
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Ironic how MAGAs don't even understand what "Makes America Great."
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ironic how MAGAs don't even understand what "Makes America Great."
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Essentially, China beating Musk at his own game.
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Essentially, China beating Musk at his own game.
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"educated MAGA"
a textbook oxymoron
a textbook oxymoron
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"educated MAGA"
a textbook oxymoron
a textbook oxymoron
Wishing a Happy Native American Heritage Day to Stephen Miller.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Wishing a Happy Native American Heritage Day to Stephen Miller.
"Don't eat the dirt!"
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Don't eat the dirt!"
August, 2024
Epstein's former jet was emblazoned with the slogan “Trump 2024”
Epstein's former jet was emblazoned with the slogan “Trump 2024”
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
August, 2024
Epstein's former jet was emblazoned with the slogan “Trump 2024”
Epstein's former jet was emblazoned with the slogan “Trump 2024”
This is why it's not "the thought that counts."
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is why it's not "the thought that counts."
The 'American Dream' has become urban legend.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The 'American Dream' has become urban legend.
PREDICTION:
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
PREDICTION:
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
We'll see those MRI results before we see the Epstein files.
Still waiting on those Epstein files.
a black and white clock with the words hello written on it
ALT: a black and white clock with the words hello written on it
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Still waiting on those Epstein files.
Can't this administration refrain from lying for even one day?
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can't this administration refrain from lying for even one day?
On this day when we express our gratitude for the important things in life--
I'm thankful that I'm not a republican.
I'm thankful that I'm not a republican.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
On this day when we express our gratitude for the important things in life--
I'm thankful that I'm not a republican.
I'm thankful that I'm not a republican.
Ignoring portion control and reality is what Trump does everyday.
But let us enjoy it for this one particular day, at least.
#HappyThanksgiving Bluesky! 🦋 💙
But let us enjoy it for this one particular day, at least.
#HappyThanksgiving Bluesky! 🦋 💙
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ignoring portion control and reality is what Trump does everyday.
But let us enjoy it for this one particular day, at least.
#HappyThanksgiving Bluesky! 🦋 💙
But let us enjoy it for this one particular day, at least.
#HappyThanksgiving Bluesky! 🦋 💙
Something is very wrong indeed.
A pathological liar is the current president.
A pathological liar is the current president.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Something is very wrong indeed.
A pathological liar is the current president.
A pathological liar is the current president.
The operative sentence here being:
"Received asylum in April under the Trump administration."
"Received asylum in April under the Trump administration."
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The operative sentence here being:
"Received asylum in April under the Trump administration."
"Received asylum in April under the Trump administration."
Maybe MC 'Lil Dick should cut back on the deejaying 🎤
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Maybe MC 'Lil Dick should cut back on the deejaying 🎤
I wonder if the current president is doing anything like this today.
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I wonder if the current president is doing anything like this today.
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Kash Patel's reaction to the breaking news:
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Kash Patel's reaction to the breaking news: