Jeff (no, the trading opinionated assets one)
@jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
Humpty: When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.
The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things.
H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all.
DropBassNotBombs
The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things.
H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all.
DropBassNotBombs
So yeah it’s very shortly going to be Hendricks martini time, who’s in
kermit the frog is wearing a suit and tie and holding a glass of wine and saying `` hmm . cheers . ''
ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a suit and tie and holding a glass of wine and saying `` hmm . cheers . ''
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December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So yeah it’s very shortly going to be Hendricks martini time, who’s in
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I've posted this a million times, but here is the million-and-first:
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I've posted this a million times, but here is the million-and-first:
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
Doug Jones for Governor event next Friday 12/12 in Birmingham:
The Theodore
3211 2nd Ave South
Performances by:
Jason Isbell
DJ Slim Robb
Doors open 5pm
dougjones.com/rsvp
The Theodore
3211 2nd Ave South
Performances by:
Jason Isbell
DJ Slim Robb
Doors open 5pm
dougjones.com/rsvp
RSVP — Doug Jones
dougjones.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Doug Jones for Governor event next Friday 12/12 in Birmingham:
The Theodore
3211 2nd Ave South
Performances by:
Jason Isbell
DJ Slim Robb
Doors open 5pm
dougjones.com/rsvp
The Theodore
3211 2nd Ave South
Performances by:
Jason Isbell
DJ Slim Robb
Doors open 5pm
dougjones.com/rsvp
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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If you believe a president who pardons drug dealers is fighting a war on drugs I don’t know how to help you…
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you believe a president who pardons drug dealers is fighting a war on drugs I don’t know how to help you…
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Republicans, led by Trump, are *objectively* pro-crime.
They literally support letting criminals go free.
Remember that the next time big news media decide it's time to pump an anti-Democrat narrative of made up bullshit about crime being out of control (like they did in 2022 and 2024).
They literally support letting criminals go free.
Remember that the next time big news media decide it's time to pump an anti-Democrat narrative of made up bullshit about crime being out of control (like they did in 2022 and 2024).
President Trump has pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was serving a 45-year prison sentence for drug trafficking.
"Meanwhile, fishermen on boats in the Caribbean who we have never been tried or charged with anything are shot and killed from the air."
"Meanwhile, fishermen on boats in the Caribbean who we have never been tried or charged with anything are shot and killed from the air."
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Republicans, led by Trump, are *objectively* pro-crime.
They literally support letting criminals go free.
Remember that the next time big news media decide it's time to pump an anti-Democrat narrative of made up bullshit about crime being out of control (like they did in 2022 and 2024).
They literally support letting criminals go free.
Remember that the next time big news media decide it's time to pump an anti-Democrat narrative of made up bullshit about crime being out of control (like they did in 2022 and 2024).
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"You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked." - Foucault
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked." - Foucault
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Happy Birthday Billy Paul.
You wanna talk about somebody that would make covers their own?
Peep his version of “There’s A Small Hotel”
Whewwwwwwww
youtu.be/HrBW3xfbWxk?...
You wanna talk about somebody that would make covers their own?
Peep his version of “There’s A Small Hotel”
Whewwwwwwww
youtu.be/HrBW3xfbWxk?...
There's A Small Hotel
YouTube video by Billy Paul - Topic
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Happy Birthday Billy Paul.
You wanna talk about somebody that would make covers their own?
Peep his version of “There’s A Small Hotel”
Whewwwwwwww
youtu.be/HrBW3xfbWxk?...
You wanna talk about somebody that would make covers their own?
Peep his version of “There’s A Small Hotel”
Whewwwwwwww
youtu.be/HrBW3xfbWxk?...
I named my fists Manhattan and Project because they’re about to make a Really Big BOOM
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I named my fists Manhattan and Project because they’re about to make a Really Big BOOM
"BREAKING: Sources say Lane Kiffin watched The Lorax last night, and rejected watching any version of The Grinch. Speculation now is that this indicates he may be a tree hugger who is interested in the Stanford job"
a cartoon christmas tree is behind a broken glass window
ALT: a cartoon christmas tree is behind a broken glass window
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"BREAKING: Sources say Lane Kiffin watched The Lorax last night, and rejected watching any version of The Grinch. Speculation now is that this indicates he may be a tree hugger who is interested in the Stanford job"
Happy Thanksgiving, once more, and a reminder to love your loved ones while you have them...!
Adventures In Parenting
Scene: basically any small rural town
[JEFF goes into his folks’ house Sunday morning with handful of tools in a bucket;
Adventures In Parenting
Scene: basically any small rural town
[JEFF goes into his folks’ house Sunday morning with handful of tools in a bucket;
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, once more, and a reminder to love your loved ones while you have them...!
Adventures In Parenting
Scene: basically any small rural town
[JEFF goes into his folks’ house Sunday morning with handful of tools in a bucket;
Adventures In Parenting
Scene: basically any small rural town
[JEFF goes into his folks’ house Sunday morning with handful of tools in a bucket;
Dead battery left us in a serious mess
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Dead battery left us in a serious mess
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Went to my usual Sunday pickup soccer game - the usual crowd largely out of town. Instead got picked up in a game of all Hispanic players who already had a keeper so guess who played every minute as a defensive midfielder & now el hombre está cansado
a soccer player is laying on the ground while another player helps him
ALT: a soccer player is laying on the ground while another player helps him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Went to my usual Sunday pickup soccer game - the usual crowd largely out of town. Instead got picked up in a game of all Hispanic players who already had a keeper so guess who played every minute as a defensive midfielder & now el hombre está cansado
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A federal judge didn’t “steal” the Commander-in-Chief’s powers—she ruled that DoD exceeded the limits Congress set. That is the rule of law working as designed. What threatens the Republic isn’t judicial review, but officials who insist they’re above it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A federal judge didn’t “steal” the Commander-in-Chief’s powers—she ruled that DoD exceeded the limits Congress set. That is the rule of law working as designed. What threatens the Republic isn’t judicial review, but officials who insist they’re above it.
GET UP
STAND UP
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS
STAND UP
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS
There is no pain
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
GET UP
STAND UP
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS
STAND UP
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS
Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like reminding people that they could both Get Up AND Boogie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGr...
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like reminding people that they could both Get Up AND Boogie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGr...
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
This one
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This one
Upstairs HVAC - RIP.
You lived a long & productive life, giving the last full measure of devotion, cooling us till you could cool no longer…
[also your replacement gonna cost $15,000 but yknow it’s like still really sad and stuff]
You lived a long & productive life, giving the last full measure of devotion, cooling us till you could cool no longer…
[also your replacement gonna cost $15,000 but yknow it’s like still really sad and stuff]
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Upstairs HVAC - RIP.
You lived a long & productive life, giving the last full measure of devotion, cooling us till you could cool no longer…
[also your replacement gonna cost $15,000 but yknow it’s like still really sad and stuff]
You lived a long & productive life, giving the last full measure of devotion, cooling us till you could cool no longer…
[also your replacement gonna cost $15,000 but yknow it’s like still really sad and stuff]
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad