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Jeff (no, the trading opinionated assets one)
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Humpty: When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.

The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things.

H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all.

DropBassNotBombs
We got a crap ton of em here in the past 2 years

Guessing that people with the means to invest are plowing $$$ into these like other franchises, just less trouble & entry expense than restaurants…?
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rookie mistake, just
HOW
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s more of a jam band, with helmets & pads. Find your own riff. Or gap
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
2nd.

I also still say Bush v Gore never happens without Ford pardoning Nixon
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Didn’t recall it having champagne…? But this was in maybe 1989 so
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And every one of them deliberately handling the (rotting world?) ball, instant Red Card, what is even going on here
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hit in the head professionally? I recall a number of concussions but lost count somewhere
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Made a drink called a Blue Angel for a party so I learned how to say it then
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I just recall seeing it and thinking “this is so wrong” while falling out of my chair
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I fully expect some key players to get detained & tagged “narco terrorists” until a ransom is paid
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
GREAT LEAP FORWARD WHEEEEEEE
a man is riding a pink lawn mower with the word drift on the bottom
ALT: a man is riding a pink lawn mower with the word drift on the bottom
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December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yeah, recall reading that Jefferson et al figured the country would run fine while primarily agricultural but the real danger was coming later when cities got more powerful + built spheres of influence. They had learned from history
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Have also seen it captioned:
THERE ARE 2 SEXES

THE KIND I HAVE WITH YOUR MOM
&
THE KIND I HAVE WITH YOUR DAD
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face
ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face
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December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Uncle in FL is just old enough to have missed the vaccine & has limped his entire life from polio.

(He’s not doing well just now so any good thoughts or prayers you can spare for Uncle Fred, thank you)
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“There is nothing more helpless or irresponsible or depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge…”
a man in a hat and sunglasses is standing in front of a ceiling with lights .
ALT: a man in a hat and sunglasses is standing in front of a ceiling with lights .
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December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Free asbestos sample is included in your newborn’s Welcome Home gift bag - sign up now for monthly home delivery, only $19.99…!”
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Neighbors say he was a bit of a loner, kept to himself…”

As seen many times in the past, sometimes the government pockets a piece or two of the puzzle, ensuring that the full picture can never be fully assembled…
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Traditional apple flognarde with a twist:

jamieschler.substack.com/p/la-flognar...
La Flognarde - Flaugnarde
Not a clafoutis
jamieschler.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM