Jeff (no, the trading opinionated assets one)
@jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
Humpty: When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.
The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things.
H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all.
DropBassNotBombs
The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things.
H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all.
DropBassNotBombs
Ella
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ella
My first ride:
(Such a chick magnet it required all that extra seating)
(Such a chick magnet it required all that extra seating)
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My first ride:
(Such a chick magnet it required all that extra seating)
(Such a chick magnet it required all that extra seating)
Let him know I raise my Purple Flurp in a toast
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Let him know I raise my Purple Flurp in a toast
Similar issues today: “NO, the database is just fine, we’ve proven that, so now it’s time for you to contact the app vendor & tell them how effed up it is since it’s already been a week & you just now mentioned it to me today”
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Similar issues today: “NO, the database is just fine, we’ve proven that, so now it’s time for you to contact the app vendor & tell them how effed up it is since it’s already been a week & you just now mentioned it to me today”
Blepzzzzz
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Blepzzzzz
HE HEARS YOU
(And probably signals from deep space too)
(And probably signals from deep space too)
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
HE HEARS YOU
(And probably signals from deep space too)
(And probably signals from deep space too)
Construction Update: Excavation underway!
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Construction Update: Excavation underway!
Pretty sleepy now after the usual morning chit chat stuff
Back to seeking out holiday comedy:
Back to seeking out holiday comedy:
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pretty sleepy now after the usual morning chit chat stuff
Back to seeking out holiday comedy:
Back to seeking out holiday comedy:
SEC CG 2025: Global Meltdown
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
SEC CG 2025: Global Meltdown
Dead battery left us in a serious mess
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Dead battery left us in a serious mess
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
Do what you must to end vehicle distress
Corrosion in abundance what we gonna do
Get the Shop Vac let Dad show you -
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER YOU’LL BE SUCKIN’ THE NASTY…!
(If not already a Red Hot Chili Peppers song well IT SHOULD BE)
This one
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This one
What about Spirograph, can be very simple and orderly and beautiful or make it as complicated as the day is long
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What about Spirograph, can be very simple and orderly and beautiful or make it as complicated as the day is long
I mean really
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I mean really
Viva La Revolución
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Viva La Revolución
Daughter already has her shirt for the school year’s day number “six seven”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Daughter already has her shirt for the school year’s day number “six seven”
For all the times I made this joke, I still refused to admit the Idiocracy truth
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For all the times I made this joke, I still refused to admit the Idiocracy truth
People who took drafting back in the day write like that, Dad did (I still have his ancient Leroy set! Not my actual one below for those who may be unfamiliar or too young so get off my lawn and stuff)
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
People who took drafting back in the day write like that, Dad did (I still have his ancient Leroy set! Not my actual one below for those who may be unfamiliar or too young so get off my lawn and stuff)
Will see you and
Raise you -
[pushes huge pile of chips in]
Raise you -
[pushes huge pile of chips in]
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Will see you and
Raise you -
[pushes huge pile of chips in]
Raise you -
[pushes huge pile of chips in]
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Next up:
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Next up:
I think of this epic Doonesbury far too often:
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think of this epic Doonesbury far too often:
Yeah about to be off for a week so get set for baking pics & home improvement projects. And dogs
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yeah about to be off for a week so get set for baking pics & home improvement projects. And dogs
Took Mom to do some banking & she’s like “hey what about Waffle House”
Now I wanna sleep all afternoon but At Work
Now I wanna sleep all afternoon but At Work
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Took Mom to do some banking & she’s like “hey what about Waffle House”
Now I wanna sleep all afternoon but At Work
Now I wanna sleep all afternoon but At Work
Alternatively:
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Alternatively:
OH and in between feeding people we connect w musicians at a variety of gigs & at some point acquire a rolling sound system & then the party really gets started
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
OH and in between feeding people we connect w musicians at a variety of gigs & at some point acquire a rolling sound system & then the party really gets started