@jediwren.bsky.social
♾️ Pokemon wrangler, aspiring cosplayer, swiftie, proud nerd of Star Wars, MCU, PJO, etc.
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“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”
There’s only one way to interpret the 14th Amendment: exactly how it's written. Birthright citizenship isn’t up for debate.
There’s only one way to interpret the 14th Amendment: exactly how it's written. Birthright citizenship isn’t up for debate.
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”
There’s only one way to interpret the 14th Amendment: exactly how it's written. Birthright citizenship isn’t up for debate.
There’s only one way to interpret the 14th Amendment: exactly how it's written. Birthright citizenship isn’t up for debate.
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Important detail on Paramount's hostile takeover bid to buy WBD:
Paramount's financing partners include Jared Kushner's private equity firm, plus Saudi Arabia's, Qatar's and Abu Dhabi's sovereign wealth funds.
Kushner's involvement was NOT publicized by Paramount.
www.axios.com/2025/12/08/p...
Paramount's financing partners include Jared Kushner's private equity firm, plus Saudi Arabia's, Qatar's and Abu Dhabi's sovereign wealth funds.
Kushner's involvement was NOT publicized by Paramount.
www.axios.com/2025/12/08/p...
Paramount launches hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros.
The move comes days after Paramount was bested by Netflix in a competitive bidding process to buy Warner Bros.
www.axios.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Important detail on Paramount's hostile takeover bid to buy WBD:
Paramount's financing partners include Jared Kushner's private equity firm, plus Saudi Arabia's, Qatar's and Abu Dhabi's sovereign wealth funds.
Kushner's involvement was NOT publicized by Paramount.
www.axios.com/2025/12/08/p...
Paramount's financing partners include Jared Kushner's private equity firm, plus Saudi Arabia's, Qatar's and Abu Dhabi's sovereign wealth funds.
Kushner's involvement was NOT publicized by Paramount.
www.axios.com/2025/12/08/p...
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I have seen no better theory.
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have seen no better theory.
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If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
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"Acedav-well-let's-see-how-do-we-say-that-Acedum-Menumophen-Acetaminophen."
a black and white photo of a woman holding a bottle of lotion .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman holding a bottle of lotion .
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September 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Acedav-well-let's-see-how-do-we-say-that-Acedum-Menumophen-Acetaminophen."
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It's time to play the music: Sabrina Carpenter will guest star on the one-off special set to air in 2026.
'The Muppet Show' Is Getting a 50th Anniversary Disney+ Special
It's time to play the music: Sabrina Carpenter will guest star on the one-off special set to air in 2026.
gizmodo.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's time to play the music: Sabrina Carpenter will guest star on the one-off special set to air in 2026.
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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.
Speaks for itself.
Speaks for itself.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
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The 'Wallace and Gromit' creators will head to the Galar Region for 'Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch'd & Pichu' in 2027.
Aardman's 'Pokémon' Show Looks Absolutely Delightful
The 'Wallace and Gromit' creators will head to the Galar Region for 'Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch'd & Pichu' in 2027.
gizmodo.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The 'Wallace and Gromit' creators will head to the Galar Region for 'Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch'd & Pichu' in 2027.
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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These are my favourite types of stimming! I would love to know if we have any in common or different! ✨🐌✨
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
July 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
These are my favourite types of stimming! I would love to know if we have any in common or different! ✨🐌✨
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
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LEGO Star Wars has its first official Orange lightsaber!
Showrunner of LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy and its upcoming sequel series Pieces of the Past @benjisamit.bsky.social confirmed this was a request of Gaten Matarazzo who voices the character of Sig Greebling.
Showrunner of LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy and its upcoming sequel series Pieces of the Past @benjisamit.bsky.social confirmed this was a request of Gaten Matarazzo who voices the character of Sig Greebling.
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
LEGO Star Wars has its first official Orange lightsaber!
Showrunner of LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy and its upcoming sequel series Pieces of the Past @benjisamit.bsky.social confirmed this was a request of Gaten Matarazzo who voices the character of Sig Greebling.
Showrunner of LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy and its upcoming sequel series Pieces of the Past @benjisamit.bsky.social confirmed this was a request of Gaten Matarazzo who voices the character of Sig Greebling.
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The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
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BREAKING: We're filing a lawsuit to block a Texas law that requires all public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.
July 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
BREAKING: We're filing a lawsuit to block a Texas law that requires all public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.
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To celebrate the 35th anniversary of the original 'TMNT', the beloved movie is skating back into theaters—with a few new surprises.
The Original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Movie Is Coming Back to Theaters With New Footage
To celebrate the 35th anniversary of the original 'TMNT', the beloved movie is skating back into theaters—with a few new surprises.
gizmodo.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
To celebrate the 35th anniversary of the original 'TMNT', the beloved movie is skating back into theaters—with a few new surprises.
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I was giving one of my kids a lil’ wedgie, like you do, and she said “you can’t wedgie me! I’ve learned to clench my butt cheeks to stop you!”
I mean, they beat the system.
Best to move on to Wet Willies.
I mean, they beat the system.
Best to move on to Wet Willies.
June 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I was giving one of my kids a lil’ wedgie, like you do, and she said “you can’t wedgie me! I’ve learned to clench my butt cheeks to stop you!”
I mean, they beat the system.
Best to move on to Wet Willies.
I mean, they beat the system.
Best to move on to Wet Willies.
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It really is insane that a Star Wars spinoff show captured the current political moment better than literally any other piece of media.
June 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It really is insane that a Star Wars spinoff show captured the current political moment better than literally any other piece of media.
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Host: Are you saying the US did not see intelligence that the Supreme Leader had ordered weaponization?
Rubio: That’s irrelevant
Host: No, that's a key point
Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence
Rubio: That’s irrelevant
Host: No, that's a key point
Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence
June 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Host: Are you saying the US did not see intelligence that the Supreme Leader had ordered weaponization?
Rubio: That’s irrelevant
Host: No, that's a key point
Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence
Rubio: That’s irrelevant
Host: No, that's a key point
Rubio: No it’s not… Forget about intelligence
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Don Jr: "The radical transgender movement is per capita the most violent domestic terror threat if not in America, probably the entire world."
June 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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(Quietl)There are Nooo Kings in Ame-ri-caaa…..
…. AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EEEESE!..
…. AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EEEESE!..
a group of mice are dancing in a circle in front of a light
ALT: a group of mice are dancing in a circle in front of a light
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
(Quietl)There are Nooo Kings in Ame-ri-caaa…..
…. AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EEEESE!..
…. AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EEEESE!..
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Morning! If you're getting a Switch 2 and not sure what to do with your old one, we're always happy to take them and have a waiting list of hospitals who are wanting one
Thanks to our donators, William Harvey Hospital in Ashford is now home to 3 Switches, with games and Xbox games to brighten patients’ days! 🎮 If you'd like to help us continue to spread the joy of gaming, please donate at getwellgamers.org.uk 💛💙
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Morning! If you're getting a Switch 2 and not sure what to do with your old one, we're always happy to take them and have a waiting list of hospitals who are wanting one
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Mask up y'all, word is this one's painful as fuck (plus all the other shit that comes with COVID)
BREAKING: New COVID Variant NB.1.8.1 Detected in California; Health Officials Warn It's More Transmissible Than Previous Strains.
June 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Mask up y'all, word is this one's painful as fuck (plus all the other shit that comes with COVID)
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These are a few ways that I struggle with RSD, does anyone else experience anything similar or different? 😖🐌😖
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
June 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
These are a few ways that I struggle with RSD, does anyone else experience anything similar or different? 😖🐌😖
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
#autismawareness #AutismAcceptance #Neurodivergent #SupportAutism #AutismCommunity #AutismAdvocate #DifferentNotLess #IllustrationArt #CartoonArt #CharacterDesign #ProcreateArt
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I've seen folks talk about how "in four years" they'll be able to get back to their planned projects and I really don't think that's going to work out. People & projects losing funding now will not be able to hit pause and come back once funding is restored. Hard-won progress & capacity will be lost
I worry that not enough of a big deal is being made about how long-term the devastation of these budget cuts to our scientific and health agencies will be, beyond the absolute ruin they will cause in the acute period.
June 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've seen folks talk about how "in four years" they'll be able to get back to their planned projects and I really don't think that's going to work out. People & projects losing funding now will not be able to hit pause and come back once funding is restored. Hard-won progress & capacity will be lost