JD
@jdhobbes.bsky.social
Queer, Jewish, and geeky. Registered nurse for gender-affirming care and reproductive health. I have three dogs and I read a lot. she/her
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Banner and avatar are both photos of my dogs.
Use alt text on every image, every time.
Banner and avatar are both photos of my dogs.
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Finished this one last night and it was utterly delightful! I really love this series and I can't wait for the next one.
#BookSky 💙📚
The funny thing is I don't think I would have picked this up on my own - I got the first one as a Blind Date with a Book from my favorite bookstore. What a win!
#BookSky 💙📚
The funny thing is I don't think I would have picked this up on my own - I got the first one as a Blind Date with a Book from my favorite bookstore. What a win!
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finished this one last night and it was utterly delightful! I really love this series and I can't wait for the next one.
#BookSky 💙📚
The funny thing is I don't think I would have picked this up on my own - I got the first one as a Blind Date with a Book from my favorite bookstore. What a win!
#BookSky 💙📚
The funny thing is I don't think I would have picked this up on my own - I got the first one as a Blind Date with a Book from my favorite bookstore. What a win!
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“It makes me so happy. To be back at the beginning, knowing almost nothing.” -Arcadia, Tom Stoppard, zichrono l’bracha
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“It makes me so happy. To be back at the beginning, knowing almost nothing.” -Arcadia, Tom Stoppard, zichrono l’bracha
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fuck is such a good word. fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
fuck is such a good word. fuck.
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this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
I made deviled eggs for lunch and they were delicious.
Sometimes I forget this is a thing that I can just make a couple of, rather than waiting for an occasion.
Sometimes I forget this is a thing that I can just make a couple of, rather than waiting for an occasion.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I made deviled eggs for lunch and they were delicious.
Sometimes I forget this is a thing that I can just make a couple of, rather than waiting for an occasion.
Sometimes I forget this is a thing that I can just make a couple of, rather than waiting for an occasion.
Is there a German word for the phenomenon where your spouse never turns off lights that they're finished with, but randomly turns off lights that you turned on and are actively using, "out of habit"?
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Is there a German word for the phenomenon where your spouse never turns off lights that they're finished with, but randomly turns off lights that you turned on and are actively using, "out of habit"?
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True Lies is a gender-swapped version of Total Recall
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
True Lies is a gender-swapped version of Total Recall
I bought this giant bean bag chair for my basement and I have no regrets.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I bought this giant bean bag chair for my basement and I have no regrets.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
We have a patient at my clinic who does 3D printing for fun, and makes all kinds of random stuff for us as gifts.
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We have a patient at my clinic who does 3D printing for fun, and makes all kinds of random stuff for us as gifts.
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
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I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
What's your favorite wall calendar art? I still need one for my kitchen and I haven't seen anything that inspires me yet this year.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What's your favorite wall calendar art? I still need one for my kitchen and I haven't seen anything that inspires me yet this year.
Brings all new meaning to ACAB.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Brings all new meaning to ACAB.
And then some days you sneeze right after applying mascara.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
And then some days you sneeze right after applying mascara.
Northern lights from my front porch last night, first time I've been able to see them. I feel like these shots are delightfully creepy somehow.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Northern lights from my front porch last night, first time I've been able to see them. I feel like these shots are delightfully creepy somehow.
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You know we're in bad shape when people turn Joyce Carol Oates into a hero
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
You know we're in bad shape when people turn Joyce Carol Oates into a hero
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents