Jonny B
jburtson.bsky.social
Jonny B
@jburtson.bsky.social
He/They Software developer, aspiring game developer, bisexual queer nerd, 29
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SCIENCE!!

In fact, there is no clear biological list of features that allow us to even remotely cleanly separate men from women.

Chromosomes? NOPE

Testosterone? NOPE

Height? NOPE

Vo2 Max? NOPE

Weight? NOPE

Bone Density? NOPE

medium.com/@kirstiphill...
There is no clear biological list of features that allow us to even remotely cleanly separate men…
Chromosomes? NOPE
medium.com
August 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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the grocery creature
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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perfectly peaceful protests: “the state kidnapping people is bad. fuck you.”

the US Government: “this is violence. i’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday. you wouldn’t tell me that i can’t kidnap people on my birthday, would you?”

liberals: “he IS just a little guy.”
June 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I love that Liquid I.V., is a powder, especially given that IVs themselves are liquid
May 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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HHS has released a snitch form to report healthcare providers who provide Gender Affirming Care for youth.

You all know what to do with this.

www.hhs.gov/protect-kids...
www.hhs.gov
April 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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After all the discourse over whether super-intelligent, ultra-powerful AI is coming, we now have a prime example of exactly how AI is massively disruptive, today: When it is used by lazy, reckless, and malicious people in power.

Welcome to the age of AI-generated economic collapse, everyone
Welcome to the age of AI-generated economic collapse
On AGI, AI-generated tariffs, and what really threatens the social order
www.bloodinthemachine.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Had an absolutely wonderful time at #circusvargas last night. Here's a chain reaction of crossbow shots to shoot a strawberry on top of the performers head and a balloon between their legs. Ooah ooah~
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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This act would cut HRT care for 200,000+ people.

Please take the time to leave a public comment opposing it here: www.federalregister.gov/public-inspe...

For more info, and ideas on what to comment: github.com/gotfrog/celp...
Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act; Marketplace Integrity and Affordability
This proposed rule would revise standards relating to past-due premium payments; exclude Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals recipients from the definition of "lawfully present"; the evidentiary st...
www.federalregister.gov
March 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You can simulate Severance by popping an eddy and getting blackout drunk every day before work
March 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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“We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!”

Chef’s kiss writing.
February 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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06 Feb 2025
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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What an amazing creature
February 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Donald Trump fills me with Duckfear, I will not elaborate
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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They set up a snitch line for DEI in the federal government. If you feel like sending your best copies of the bee movie script or some queer smut, have at it.

[email protected]
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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imagine being afraid of trans people haha like just go on with your life dog what are they gonna do make you play warhammer with them
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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love you. theres a thin line between keeping yourself informed and making yourself miserable so please take care of yourself. they want you to feel scared and defeated but there will Always be people who love you for who you are & there will always be people who look after and care for one another
January 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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In that familiar old incompetence I haven't missed, Trump's executive order defines sex as what a person is at CONCEPTION.

Fetal sex doesn't begin to differentiate until about 7 weeks into gestation.

Which means Donald used the highest office in the land to declare all Americans legally female.
January 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gorgeous. One could make a whole sci fi setting off of this
this is like if 1987 sigourney weaver was a computer (affectionate, immeasurably sexy, foldable)
1987 Soviet Computer called “The Sphinx”

I want it. I need it.
January 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Saluton Esperantistoj!
January 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We are so close to casinos being absolutely taken over by AI art. It's coming.
January 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The proper life for a billionaire is just, whatever Pee Wee Herman had going on
January 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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This is how to make shit happen if you have ADHD/Autism/Both
Instead of resolutions I have made a list on my to-do app called the "2025 Off-Leash List". It isn't a list of things to succeed or fail at, but rather an idealized bucket list of things that, when I feel stuck or directionless, I can remind myself that I want to move in the direction of
December 29, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Just watched What We Do in the Shadows s6e8. Something off with this episode, but I gotta say incredible performance from Kim Quindlen. Scaringly convincing performance. Hope to see her in more things.
December 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM