JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️
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[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
[NSFW]
[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
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IRL Friends! Hi, yes it is me, just a heads up: yes, I post nudes occasionally on here. Yes I talk horny stuff on here.
I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.
Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.
Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
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if you're transgender you have to post. if you accomplish something else then good. if you accomplish nothing else then good. but you have to post.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if you're transgender you have to post. if you accomplish something else then good. if you accomplish nothing else then good. but you have to post.
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robots will be allowed to compete in sports before trans women
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
robots will be allowed to compete in sports before trans women
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Who needs Black Friday shopping when you have Mall Tycoon (2002)?
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Who needs Black Friday shopping when you have Mall Tycoon (2002)?
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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it's being replaced with the antifa day parade with a big ol mangione balloon
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
it's being replaced with the antifa day parade with a big ol mangione balloon
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This is Sir Alan Duncan, a former Tory. He gave this interview to Nick Ferrari, early 2024. At the time Rishi Sunak was PM, and after he gave this interview he was suspended and investigated none of those mentioned here, were. Beware the enemy within.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
This is Sir Alan Duncan, a former Tory. He gave this interview to Nick Ferrari, early 2024. At the time Rishi Sunak was PM, and after he gave this interview he was suspended and investigated none of those mentioned here, were. Beware the enemy within.
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told a dude I had therapy yesterday and he asked therapy for what and I was so caught off guard I said, “my brain”
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
told a dude I had therapy yesterday and he asked therapy for what and I was so caught off guard I said, “my brain”
The CEO of the same store that was totally cool with crypto scam games?! What?!
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
r/pcgaming
www.reddit.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The CEO of the same store that was totally cool with crypto scam games?! What?!
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This country seems to have a bottomless well of sympathy towards asset rich pensioners and only contempt for anyone under 50 who is putting half their income into paying their landlords fourth mortgage and a big chunk of the rest into skyrocketing bills.
Look it’s never nice to find yourself in a position of having to move when you don’t want to but given that due to the volatility of the London housing market I have had to move FIVE TIMES since 2020 I’m struggling to feel very sympathetic towards people whose ’problem’ is a paid off 2mil property.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This country seems to have a bottomless well of sympathy towards asset rich pensioners and only contempt for anyone under 50 who is putting half their income into paying their landlords fourth mortgage and a big chunk of the rest into skyrocketing bills.
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your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
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o h my god im screaming ! i wanna see the balls too !
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
o h my god im screaming ! i wanna see the balls too !
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ABYSS is done and available for download, if you have a PS Vita!
balderdragonslayer.itch.io/abyss
About 2 months of work and it turned out pretty cool if I may say so myself! 🦾
#abyss #indiegame #gamedev #vitaisland #reihen
balderdragonslayer.itch.io/abyss
About 2 months of work and it turned out pretty cool if I may say so myself! 🦾
#abyss #indiegame #gamedev #vitaisland #reihen
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
ABYSS is done and available for download, if you have a PS Vita!
balderdragonslayer.itch.io/abyss
About 2 months of work and it turned out pretty cool if I may say so myself! 🦾
#abyss #indiegame #gamedev #vitaisland #reihen
balderdragonslayer.itch.io/abyss
About 2 months of work and it turned out pretty cool if I may say so myself! 🦾
#abyss #indiegame #gamedev #vitaisland #reihen
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Reskeet if you adore trans porn!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reskeet if you adore trans porn!!
Y'all I'm begging you if you like the post share it
Posting "I have more respect for self-proclaimed sissies than trans private healthcare shills" because my wand vibe broke
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Y'all I'm begging you if you like the post share it
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It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
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Posting "I have more respect for self-proclaimed sissies than trans private healthcare shills" because my wand vibe broke
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Posting "I have more respect for self-proclaimed sissies than trans private healthcare shills" because my wand vibe broke
Posting "I have more respect for self-proclaimed sissies than trans private healthcare shills" because my wand vibe broke
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Posting "I have more respect for self-proclaimed sissies than trans private healthcare shills" because my wand vibe broke
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british courts have decided that harassing and abusing a 17 year old is fine so long as she's trans.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
british courts have decided that harassing and abusing a 17 year old is fine so long as she's trans.
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This nonce got in a child's face and started screaming at her about his porn interests and that wasn't considered harassment by the court
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This nonce got in a child's face and started screaming at her about his porn interests and that wasn't considered harassment by the court
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Harassment isn't harassment if your target is trans.
Inciting violence isn't inciting violence if your target is trans.
Trans people are not protected by law in this country.
Inciting violence isn't inciting violence if your target is trans.
Trans people are not protected by law in this country.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Harassment isn't harassment if your target is trans.
Inciting violence isn't inciting violence if your target is trans.
Trans people are not protected by law in this country.
Inciting violence isn't inciting violence if your target is trans.
Trans people are not protected by law in this country.
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Dropping all my private sex tapes online but they’re in Macromedia Flash
June 13, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Dropping all my private sex tapes online but they’re in Macromedia Flash
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I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years