JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️
[NSFW]
[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
[NSFW]
[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
If D2 does ever die, always remember you can pivot over to Warframe and do the same with peoples' pet companion names
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If D2 does ever die, always remember you can pivot over to Warframe and do the same with peoples' pet companion names
Reposted by JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
Capitalists: "a market economy means people can vote with their money! If everyone hates something then no one will buy it and it'll fail! Everyone wins!"
Also capitalists: listen here you little shit. you'll take the ai slop and you will like it. do as you're fucking told.
Also capitalists: listen here you little shit. you'll take the ai slop and you will like it. do as you're fucking told.
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Capitalists: "a market economy means people can vote with their money! If everyone hates something then no one will buy it and it'll fail! Everyone wins!"
Also capitalists: listen here you little shit. you'll take the ai slop and you will like it. do as you're fucking told.
Also capitalists: listen here you little shit. you'll take the ai slop and you will like it. do as you're fucking told.
Why yours and not someone else's?
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why yours and not someone else's?
I'll turn up and use the airhorn method if you want
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'll turn up and use the airhorn method if you want
Aww fuck, I never asked for this
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Aww fuck, I never asked for this
Reposted by JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
it's being replaced with the antifa day parade with a big ol mangione balloon
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
it's being replaced with the antifa day parade with a big ol mangione balloon
Jeeeeezus
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Jeeeeezus
You fell for the bait "oh look at how hot he is maybe he can be redeemed? Oh nope when he didn't get his way he doubled down and became worse. Hope that doesn't get glossed over on a putrid sequel"
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You fell for the bait "oh look at how hot he is maybe he can be redeemed? Oh nope when he didn't get his way he doubled down and became worse. Hope that doesn't get glossed over on a putrid sequel"
Neo nazi tits!
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Neo nazi tits!